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I wanna wear a suit and smoke cigarettes moodily in a classy bar while listening to 60s jazz

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    But I don't own a suit
    I don't smoke
    I'm not cool enough to be moody in a suit
    There are no classy bars around here that let you smoke
    There are no bars around here that play 60s jazz

    Why live?
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    Quite a first world problem
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lanny But I don't own a suit
    I don't smoke
    I'm not cool enough to be moody in a suit
    There are no classy bars around here that let you smoke
    There are no bars around here that play 60s jazz

    Why live?

    I smoke cigarettes, own several suits and my father is in a jazz band (although they mostly play 30s stuff) but when I'm feeling melodramatic I aspire to stand outside in the rain wearing a trench coat and no hat while Billie Holiday quietly overdoses in a storm drain
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Get a zoot suit.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost Get a zoot suit.

    There was an Alice Monroe book I read where a hallucinated guy in a zoot suit was supposed to represent carefree masculinity or something which just made me realize she didn't really know anything about masculinity. Probably because she's a woman
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    You were born in the wrong time.
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    imwish there are trenches where i live to justify wearing an olive green trenchcoat.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny imwish there are trenches where i live to justify wearing an olive green trenchcoat.

    Worst thing about living in a hot country is not being able to wear a trenchcoat around like a badass German officer.

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    You can't pull off that look.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics You can't pull off that look.

    Dude, that's an old photo of me (right), Lanny (left) and VV (centre).
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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    >1960s
    >Not the 1920s or 30s in NYC

    Your taste in aesthetics sucks
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics You can't pull off that look.

    needs to grow a toothbrush moustache to complete the ensemble
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    I want to go back to the 20s or 30s. The technology back then was aesthetic as fuck.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I want to listen to epic Windows classics and chug coffee while calling lil sporty a beeeeeyitch






    sporty! sporty! , u so gay

    ur so afraid of Bill Krozby u outweigh!!!!!!

    live weigh time is now
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  15. #15
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine >1960s
    >Not the 1920s or 30s in NYC

    Your taste in aesthetics sucks

    60s was objectively the superior era of jazz. Nostalgia cinema has rotted your brain. Inb4 "I spent 80000 hours on /mu/ and have a shitty bandcamp no one listens to so I know more about music than you". Suck my dick faggot.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats offensive
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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny 60s was objectively the superior era of jazz. Nostalgia cinema has rotted your brain. Inb4 "I spent 80000 hours on /mu/ and have a shitty bandcamp no one listens to so I know more about music than you". Suck my dick faggot.

    You are so ignorant
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hey lil cousin how you doing?
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    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Worst thing about living in a hot country is not being able to wear a trenchcoat around like a badass German officer.


    no, im more into this :

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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Idk who to hate more
    The jedis who creates Adolf
    Or the European race who was complacent and dumb enough to fall for such a dupe
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