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  1. #1
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Walked into Walmart last night or the night before and bought Mortal Kombat XL and Resident Evil VII for PS4.
    They were both on sale for $16 each.
  2. #2
    Ordered Mario Od, mario katt 8 dx BOTW, Dk tropical slushi
  3. #3
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    people still go into stores to buy games? talk about nostalgia
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  4. #4
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box people still go into stores to buy games? talk about nostalgia

    Fucking casual
    Digital is for plebeians and communists
  5. #5
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Fucking casual
    Digital is for plebeians and communists

    yeah I only play analog games, like sex
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  6. #6
    HTS highlight reel
    Monster Hunter World, it's gr8.
  7. #7
    3ds came with mh generations,

    May check that out at some point
  8. #8
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Bought Rainbow Six something something and the shadow of colossus remaster both on ps4
  9. #9
    I thought you were going to regress to 2004 or some shit?

    I hope those imperceptibly higher polygon counts are worth the dollars you spent.
  10. #10
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force ki
    I thought you were going to regress to 2004 or some shit?

    I hope those imperceptibly higher polygon counts are worth the dollars you spent.

    "Regress",don't you mean progress?

    And anyhoo I'm not going to avoid new stuff I plan on doing everything on a CRT and spending .most of my game time on older stuff.
    Btw you can buy new remakes of retro controllers to play on emulators on amazon.
  11. #11
    Even in 2004 I wasn't on CRTs.
  12. #12
    In fact in 2005 I bought the monitor I'm on right now.
  13. #13
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    In 2004 I was jerking off to incest stories on the erotica section of TOTSE and playing San Andreas.
    Amazing times.
    I would love to relive that era.
  14. #14
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force In fact in 2005 I bought the monitor I'm on right now.

    I wish I had kept my desktops from back in the day.
    ;_; I would love to relive some moments in my 2005 xp/Ubuntu rig.
    That was the PC that I first started programming on, HTML and VB6.
    It had a 50gb hard drive and a like 19 inch (probably 15) CRT monitor.
    I played Deus Ex and Stepmania all the time ;_;
    Nothing these days feels as special as things back then everything is so shallow and temporary.
    I have seen other people say the same thing.
    It's really sad, at this point I hope we all die soon and reincarnate.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine In 2004 I was jerking off to incest stories on the erotica section of TOTSE and playing San Andreas.
    Amazing times.
    I would love to relive that era.

    "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ."
  16. #16
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ."

    GTA 3 and San Andreas were fucking special displays of human creativity.

    Throwing up at cluckin bell
    Listening to house in San Fierro
    Buying all the houses
    The hot coffee controversy
    Pimping my ride with that awesome bassy sound system and hydrolic wheels
    The gang wars
    Fuck ...
    And stupid people think gta v is the best in the series goddamn I hate humanity these days
  17. #17
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine GTA 3 and San Andreas were fucking special displays of human creativity.

    Throwing up at cluckin bell
    Listening to house in San Fierro
    Buying all the houses
    The hot coffee controversy
    Pimping my ride with that awesome bassy sound system and hydrolic wheels
    The gang wars
    Fuck …
    And stupid people think gta v is the best in the series goddamn I hate humanity these days

    They were too hard.

    I did the train mission around 5 times to pass.

    I tried to do the mission where you gun down the refugees in boats around 14 times.

    I'm a casual and I have a life (despite what you read here) I don't have time for that shit.
  18. #18
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    GTA was hard ... When I was 11 years old


    Get good, casual.
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    RDR2 looks like shit the more I watch it.

    MISSION FAILED - LAW WAS ALERTED
  20. #20
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Yeah Rockstar has been shit since GTA IV.
    I noticed things were changing with San Andreas, which was a great game in its own right but it wasn't a true gta experience.
    GTA IV was dogshit and the beginning of the end.
    GTA V literally makes me question reality, it is literally that bad.
    The fact gta v has so many 9+ reviews from journalists is a clear indication that the whole industry is rigged.
    Take two pays those soulless niggers to give their bullshit a certain rating, there is absolutely no way a veteran would give gta IV and v anything higher than a 5 or 6 out of 10.

    As for red dead redemption let me just say.... I would find more enjoyment out of walking around town doing nothing but staring at shit.

    Gaming post 2007 has been absolute garbage.
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