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Did you ever steal anything from your high school?
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2016-03-14 at 9:36 PM UTCGood on you if you did, lol
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2016-03-14 at 9:57 PM UTCFood from cafeteria, 4 2 3 1 on the vending machines lets you into the options menu and I broke a machine once by making it do a maint test. You can also dump coins, slots of product and fuck with prices if its not in lock mode.
Also I used to steal student login keys like 983165012 with password from comp lab master book and log into people I hated accounts like girls and asshole rich kids and print "HEIL HITLER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" 100 times on all printers with 72 font and waste all paper and ink. Also I would frequently delete all their saved work the day before it was due.
I also was a tagger and drew lots of penises on desks, quotes all over the bathroom and giant cartoon characters like DAN FROM GRIM REAPER GUTTERS I WONT LEAVE UNTIL I MAKE A SALE from aqua teen hunger force​ or a giant weegee
I also spray painted cocks, swastikas, pentagrams and the entire opening dialogue to Saints Row 1 on the side of a catholic school "THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU DOIN? JUST BEING CIVIC MINDED IS ALL, IS THAT SO?, YE SOME DUMB ASS CRACKER SHIT ALL OVER THIS WALL I WAS JUST CLEANING IT UP. HECTOR SAYS BUENOS NOCHAS" and certain windows for teachers we hated we would draw arrows and write "MISS CLARK IS A TRANNY BITCH" and point to their room. Piss on all the outside door handles, rearrange letters on billboards, smash bottles. -
2016-03-14 at 10:23 PM UTC
Food from cafeteria, 4 2 3 1 on the vending machines lets you into the options menu and I broke a machine once by making it do a maint test. You can also dump coins, slots of product and fuck with prices if its not in lock mode.
Also I used to steal student login keys like 983165012 with password from comp lab master book and log into people I hated accounts like girls and asshole rich kids and print "HEIL HITLER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" 100 times on all printers with 72 font and waste all paper and ink. Also I would frequently delete all their saved work the day before it was due.
I also was a tagger and drew lots of penises on desks, quotes all over the bathroom and giant cartoon characters like DAN FROM GRIM REAPER GUTTERS I WONT LEAVE UNTIL I MAKE A SALE from aqua teen hunger force​ or a giant weegee
I also spray painted cocks, swastikas, pentagrams and the entire opening dialogue to Saints Row 1 on the side of a catholic school "THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU DOIN? JUST BEING CIVIC MINDED IS ALL, IS THAT SO?, YE SOME DUMB ASS CRACKER SHIT ALL OVER THIS WALL I WAS JUST CLEANING IT UP. HECTOR SAYS BUENOS NOCHAS" and certain windows for teachers we hated we would draw arrows and write "MISS CLARK IS A TRANNY BITCH" and point to their room. Piss on all the outside door handles, rearrange letters on billboards, smash bottles.
so you were socially anxious and bullied? -
2016-03-14 at 10:59 PM UTCyea, test tubes from the chem lab to make meth pipes out of lolz
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2016-03-14 at 11:03 PM UTCpencil erasers and white-board markers top tier thievery pen15 club 4 lief
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2016-03-14 at 11:07 PM UTCyou are all the people i hated in high school
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2016-03-15 at 12:05 AM UTCI stole a good number of poptarts and snacks from the cafeteria (we called it the commons). In freshmen year when jackass was at its height me and some friends planned to steal a device from the physics department. It was something that put voltage through some leads. The plan was to attach it to some nipples and other body parts, film it and enjoy the ensuing keks. During the heist my lookout fucked up and the teacher came in. Luckily I am a fucking baller and he didnt realize I was trying to steal a 15lb device worth over $1000 and I was able to direct him to another part of the room by asking him "homework questions". I also stole hella text books. I still have a geometry, alg 1, american lit, chemistry, Cambridge Latin 1 and 2 and a copy of Wheelocks Latin, psycology and sociology text books. I peruse them from time to time and am glad I kept them.
Other than that I didnt steal much other than information. In high school I was at the height of my computer science ability and would infiltrate the network. I mapped that shit out, found their weak points and generally fucked with the network.
This isnt a stealing story but one time I had an assignment due but I didnt do it because fuck that shit. So what I did was take goatse.jpg and changed the name to something like AMLit Paper.doc. My teacher tried opening it and it said the file was corrupted. Best thing was she sent it to the fucking tech dept who couldnt figure it out either. In the time it took her to actually talk to me about it I finished the assignment and got an A. Maximum keks were had. Funny thing is I had an internship with the tech dept after senior year. Biggest bunch of fucking wads I ever met. These faggots didnt know shit and literally googled how to solve their tech problems. I asked them a very basic question about linux as a media server and they were like "I dont think that is possible". When I looked into it later it was not only possible but there was a distro fitting my exact need. High School IT deptartments are the fucking worst. Literally made me change my desire to study programming and shit to something I thought of as worth while. Nice thing is they were switching out servers for a new one so I got a used server to play around with among other tech shit they were replacing. I wish I stole one of the Lenovos. They had just got some damn nice ones that I would have really enjoyed. -
2016-03-15 at 12:24 AM UTC
I stole a good number of poptarts and snacks from the cafeteria (we called it the commons). In freshmen year when jackass was at its height me and some friends planned to steal a device from the physics department. It was something that put voltage through some leads. The plan was to attach it to some nipples and other body parts, film it and enjoy the ensuing keks. During the heist my lookout fucked up and the teacher came in. Luckily I am a fucking baller and he didnt realize I was trying to steal a 15lb device worth over $1000 and I was able to direct him to another part of the room by asking him "homework questions". I also stole hella text books. I still have a geometry, alg 1, american lit, chemistry, Cambridge Latin 1 and 2 and a copy of Wheelocks Latin, psycology and sociology text books. I peruse them from time to time and am glad I kept them.
Other than that I didnt steal much other than information. In high school I was at the height of my computer science ability and would infiltrate the network. I mapped that shit out, found their weak points and generally fucked with the network.
This isnt a stealing story but one time I had an assignment due but I didnt do it because fuck that shit. So what I did was take goatse.jpg and changed the name to something like AMLit Paper.doc. My teacher tried opening it and it said the file was corrupted. Best thing was she sent it to the fucking tech dept who couldnt figure it out either. In the time it took her to actually talk to me about it I finished the assignment and got an A. Maximum keks were had. Funny thing is I had an internship with the tech dept after senior year. Biggest bunch of fucking wads I ever met. These faggots didnt know shit and literally googled how to solve their tech problems. I asked them a very basic question about linux as a media server and they were like "I dont think that is possible". When I looked into it later it was not only possible but there was a distro fitting my exact need. High School IT deptartments are the fucking worst. Literally made me change my desire to study programming and shit to something I thought of as worth while. Nice thing is they were switching out servers for a new one so I got a used server to play around with among other tech shit they were replacing. I wish I stole one of the Lenovos. They had just got some damn nice ones that I would have really enjoyed.
Autism.
I stole some asian girl's humanity by threatening to kill her then stabbing her with a pencil. She gave me lots of candy. Lots of candy. -
2016-03-15 at 12:26 AM UTC
Autism.
I stole some asian girl's humanity by threatening to kill her then stabbing her with a pencil. She gave me lots of candy. Lots of candy.
Low value as fuck m8 -
2016-03-15 at 1:05 AM UTCIn elementary school I stole toy soldiers from projects because they were dank. In middle school, 8th grade, I tricked some kid into going into the bathroom to "find a dollar", but then I stole his trumpet mouthpiece because I figured I could use it as a bowl to smoke salvia. Then I had my friend give me 100$ for "computer parts" to buy salvia and MXE but my uncle took it away. Then in highschool I got someone else to give me 60$ for computer parts while I was high on benzedrex.
