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  1. #61
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you let the time and hour of the day it is to dictate when you eat, wake, sleep or mate then your either a beta or a low level primate.

    Benny, your mom dictates when you eat and go to bed.
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  2. #62
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the pink matter in his ass ?

    I think that was a given! :|
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Benny, your mom dictates when you eat and go to bed.

    your mom taught you how to play with yourself.
  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala Does anybody even know what time it actually is???

    I see what you
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  5. #65
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your mom taught you how to play with yourself.

    No that was your mom too...
  6. #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha I have this really really really long story about this thing my mom did to me once but I'll keep it to myself.
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  7. #67
    lololol I'm sure it's hilarious MMQ
  8. #68
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Prolly a dumb story.
  9. #69
    Hi April, how are you today.
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  10. #70
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Prolly a dumb story.

    It is. Wanna have a story contest?
  11. #71
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hi April, how are you today.

    I'm good, thank u for asking. Hru?


    Maybe mmq. Tell ur story first & I will decide.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No that was your mom too…

    your right.

    your mom was busy sucking me off.
  13. #73
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm good, thank u for asking. Hru?


    Maybe mmq. Tell ur story first & I will decide.

    I walked to the store and I found a penny on the ground and I thought to myself 'maybe it's a wheat penny' but it wasn't.

    Decide.
  14. #74
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I thought it was, but it wasn't.

    Wow great story.
  15. #75
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I thought it was, but it wasn't.

    Wow great story.

    I told a story now decide if you want to have a story contest.
  16. #76
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Don't tell me what to do.

    Same story.

    I'm walking to the store & I see what I think is a penny. I go to pick it up & realize it's a piece of gold. Just sitting there by itself.
    So naturally I go to the pawn shop & get the couple of bucks it's worth to buy shit from the store I'm walking to.
  17. #77
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    First person present tense. Quaint.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your right.

    your mom was busy sucking me off.

    OH benny...smh.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by mmQ I walked to the store and I found a penny on the ground and I thought to myself 'maybe it's a wheat penny' but it wasn't.

    Decide.

    My old mom used to say

    "Find a penny pick it up, and all day you'll have good luck"
  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My old mom used to say

    "Find a penny pick it up, and all day you'll have good luck"

    How old?
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