2018-11-07 at 1:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
if you let the time and hour of the day it is to dictate when you eat, wake, sleep or mate then your either a beta or a low level primate.
Benny, your mom dictates when you eat and go to bed.
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2018-11-07 at 6:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala
Does anybody even know what time it actually is???
I see what you
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2018-11-07 at 6:41 PM UTC
Haha I have this really really really long story about this thing my mom did to me once but I'll keep it to myself.
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2018-11-07 at 6:45 PM UTC
lololol I'm sure it's hilarious MMQ
2018-11-07 at 6:53 PM UTC
Hi April, how are you today.
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2018-11-07 at 7:05 PM UTC
I thought it was, but it wasn't.
Wow great story.
2018-11-07 at 7:32 PM UTC
Don't tell me what to do.
Same story.
I'm walking to the store & I see what I think is a penny. I go to pick it up & realize it's a piece of gold. Just sitting there by itself.
So naturally I go to the pawn shop & get the couple of bucks it's worth to buy shit from the store I'm walking to.
2018-11-07 at 7:34 PM UTC
First person present tense. Quaint.