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  1. #1
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Your Mom or G/F or roommate


    You: Someone was trying to open the door, I opened the door and they acted like "Oh isn't this such and such apartment' with it on the door.

    I said "This person was trying to open the door and walk in.


    Other: Oh I don't think that's what it was.


    Those kind of people. Always thinking the most innocent shit "WAS"

    -discuss. Is this person dangerous to be around/roommate/lover?
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Dangerous.
  3. #3
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Dangerous.

    wut?
  4. #4
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    I meant expand more. don't just say one or the other in a response.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ok. Don't tell me what to do.
  6. #6
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ok. Don't tell me what to do.

    OK, That was a polite request. You're edgy and need a time out.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Ey don't tell em what to do
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    Originally posted by totse3.com Your Mom or G/F or roommate


    You: Someone was trying to open the door, I opened the door and they acted like "Oh isn't this such and such apartment' with it on the door.

    I said "This person was trying to open the door and walk in.


    Other: Oh I don't think that's what it was.


    Those kind of people. Always thinking the most innocent shit "WAS"

    -discuss. Is this person dangerous to be around/roommate/lover?

    Huh?? That made about as much sense as humping a plumper
  9. #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wait you consider your mommy ur significant other??
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  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wait you consider your mommy ur significant other??

    *significant mother
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Sorry I was checking to see if you had a spoon collection
  12. #12
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra *significant mother

    More like this ^

    I mean if you're living in Mommies basement and cuddling up with mommy on video (cough.. sploo) and talking about doing her or some shit.. those people

    the rest of us "Girlfriend, Wife, Boyfriend, Hubby and the other 71 Facebook whatevers"

    stop complicating things.

    I'll be specific. Your girlfriend is always the go-between/make peace with everyone* Type

    And you're not. you're edgelord.

    Now some chick comes to the door.. and wiggles on the handle (This is california, so Infinity's immediate STAND GROUND, TURN HER INTO SWISS CHEESE comment doesn't apply). And you open the door and in a typical california expected PC attitude you say "Seuppp" and she of course says "Oh.. wait, what apartment is this.. Oh where is apartment (1 number off/different floor) and you say "Downstairs" which was vacant for a long time. this is why I didn't react negativly and because it's california.

    She says "Ohhhh.. is that this building" and I said, yes. and she walks off (we have multiple buildings too) and I'm tired, and medicated as fuck. that first few hours of meds. HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE GET INTO THE BUILDING WITH NO CLICKER NOR FOB?

    she could of came in and murdered! I said

    and my sig-other goes "Nawwww"
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why does everything you type seem so utterly incomprehensible?
  14. #14
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by totse3.com More like this ^

    I mean if you're living in Mommies basement and cuddling up with mommy on video (cough.. sploo) and talking about doing her or some shit.. those people

    the rest of us "Girlfriend, Wife, Boyfriend, Hubby and the other 71 Facebook whatevers"

    stop complicating things.

    I'll be specific. Your girlfriend is always the go-between/make peace with everyone* Type

    And you're not. you're edgelord.

    Now some chick comes to the door.. and wiggles on the handle (This is california, so Infinity's immediate STAND GROUND, TURN HER INTO SWISS CHEESE comment doesn't apply). And you open the door and in a typical california expected PC attitude you say "Seuppp" and she of course says "Oh.. wait, what apartment is this.. Oh where is apartment (1 number off/different floor) and you say "Downstairs" which was vacant for a long time. this is why I didn't react negativly and because it's california.

    She says "Ohhhh.. is that this building" and I said, yes. and she walks off (we have multiple buildings too) and I'm tired, and medicated as fuck. that first few hours of meds. HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE GET INTO THE BUILDING WITH NO CLICKER NOR FOB?

    she could of came in and murdered! I said

    and my sig-other goes "Nawwww"

    i didn't really read any of your bullshit but you're basically right, girlfriends or women in general are basically like your mom. they're going to bitch about a bunch of bullshit that you don't care about. all women are the same devil, but some people delude themselves otherwise.
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i didn't really read any of your bullshit but you're basically right, girlfriends or women in general are basically like your mom. they're going to bitch about a bunch of bullshit that you don't care about. all women are the same devil, but some people delude themselves otherwise.

    That's not a nice thing to call Sploo's mom. The Same Devil.. she's a special kind of Devil. the kind most of us like. You know wut i meanz (fistbumps ya)
  16. #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What do u mean?
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