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Unban Karen

  1. 2018-11-07 at 1:08 AM UTC
    #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Legit, my homeboy Zanick is heart broken, and I can't stand idly by to see a fellow space-nigga endure such atrocities.

    Whatever unspeakable thing this Karen has done, I stand before the courts, nay, kneel before the courts, and sing my praises for Zanick and his plight.

    Release Karen from the stranglehold she is unjustly wrapped up in.

    We must make this romance right. If you stand idly by without contributing your words of encouragement, much less your voting power in a (at least quasi) democratic NIS, then forshame.

    Zanick is one of us, and true members of the NIS elite will not stand idly by as he is left hearbroken and uncomfortable.
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  2. 2018-11-07 at 1:10 AM UTC
    #2
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Who is Karen? and where she come from?
  3. 2018-11-07 at 1:12 AM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Who is Karen? and where she come from?

    Why, she is bred from the womb of fertility itself.

    The way she has been described to me, she is a Goddess of unlimited virtue and untold history.
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  4. 2018-11-07 at 1:30 AM UTC
    #4
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Why, she is bred from the womb of fertility itself.

    The way she has been described to me, she is a Goddess of unlimited virtue and untold history.



    I already like her..
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  5. 2018-11-07 at 1:34 AM UTC
    #5
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
  6. 2018-11-07 at 1:42 AM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well I might have been wrong about Zanick being the last true romantic of our generation...
  7. 2018-11-07 at 1:47 AM UTC
    #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I might have been wrong about Zanick being the last true romantic of our generation…

    If he can find true love, it sets aspark an endless realm of possibilities for the rest of us.

    I will be his (second-in-command) knight of defense against all pessimism and cynicism with regards to love.

    True romantics like us will keep love alive.
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  8. 2018-11-07 at 1:47 AM UTC
    #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Who is Karen? and where she come from?

    She was the princess of Niggas in Space. Lanny coveted her beauty and feared that the light of her love would banish the very shadows he drinks beneath. Thieves consumed with madness have always sought to steal goddesses for themselves, but he has too much shame to claim her and would rather nobody see her majesty at all.
  9. 2018-11-07 at 1:48 AM UTC
    #9
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I might have been wrong about Zanick being the last true romantic of our generation…

    There will be billions more. Karen's love will be the final great plague of men. I'm just patient zero.
  10. 2018-11-07 at 1:52 AM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s contagious. Everybody cover their mouths and vaginas.
  11. 2018-11-07 at 1:53 AM UTC
    #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick She was the princess of Niggas in Space. Lanny coveted her beauty and feared that the light of her love would banish the very shadows he drinks beneath. Thieves consumed with madness have always sought to steal goddesses for themselves, but he has too much shame to claim her and would rather nobody see her majesty at all.

    The Lanny I know isn't such a villain. I can't fathom as much.

    We can find a mutually satisfactory outcome if we all come together and rejoice in the warm embrace of real love.

    Lanny, I assure you, is no heartless villain. His reasons for banning Karen in the first-place, let's let them become water under the bridge... As long as Karen is ultimately recovered.

    We can make this happen, and entirely without making enemies of friends, I assure you.
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