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How long until I can pass a drug test?

  1. #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I have almost finished my one gram of weed. It was about 17% thc and I dont smoke a lot. Tonight I will finish it off. How long until I can pass a piss test?
  2. #2
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Depends on many factors. How long has it been since you smoked before this gram? How fat are you? How much water do you drink? How accurate is the test? I've heard of people passing after a week of not smoking but they diluted their possible and took vitamins and creatine to make up the difference. Also heard of people failing very accurate drug tests after not smoking for a month.
  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    THC metabolites remain in your fatty tissues for up to 4-6 months and can be easily detected through a urine test.
  4. #4
    like 3 days most likely
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I have almost finished my one gram of weed. It was about 17% thc and I dont smoke a lot. Tonight I will finish it off. How long until I can pass a piss test?


    you can pass it in a few days if you dilute your urine with water.. depends how much of a fatty you are, how potent it was..

    I smoked two bowls of some dank a week ago Im skinny and I hadn't smoked 11 months prior, so I imagine it should be out of my system tonight.
  6. #6
    THC metabolites remain in your fatty tissues for up to 4-6 months and can be easily detected through a urine test.
    You're an idiot. 30 days and you piss clean. Everyone knows that.
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're an idiot. 30 days and you piss clean. Everyone knows that.


    Instead of flapping your gums like a mindless tool, get a real education, moron.

    "Previous studies show that it can stick around for about a month – in some cases, up to six months – since last use."
    http://www.truthonpot.com/2013/09/11...in-thc-levels/

    "Consider that marijuana can stay in a person’s system for up to six months. Unlike alcohol which clears a person’s system relatively quickly and thus it can be determined if a person is under the influence while at work, the longevity of marijuana staying in the system makes this far more difficult. This could result in a positive drug screening for marijuana months after consumption…"
    http://www.pinkerton.com/blog/legali...ment-screening

    "Back in '95, I took a psychology course, and in our textbook under a chapter detailing the effects of various drugs on the brain, I read that THC in chronic users can be detectable up to SIX MONTHS later."
    http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=159696

    "​Can find in your system up to six months. Depending on how much you do."
    http://q-a.club/answers/qa0020060910084436AAmHr8y

    "Most drugs will not be detected in urine samples after three days from use. The exception to this is marijuana, which can be detected for three weeks, or up to six months after cessation for daily users."
    http://www.noao.edu/safety/itt_hartf...guidelines.pdf

    I could go on...




  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Meh. Weed we will almost always be cleared out of your fat cells in about 30 days. The 6-month thing is extremely rare, and especially so in a case such as the OP's. One gram of decent nugget for a normal non-smoker will be gone in a week, tops. Like other's have said, a little bit of dilution with water on test day would always help if unsure, not to mention a few routines of aggressive cardiovascular workout to break down some fat cells and sweat some of it out. There's also these water purification pills that you can find in camping sections of sporting goods stores. They're designed to help clear out your bloodstream if you are bitten by a snake or something poisonous, but they are also effective in diluting your urine for a piss test, which can be CONFIRMED by me personally.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle


    These are the pills I just referred to. I was entirely wrong about their actual purpose; it seems they are designed to purify questionable drinking water in the wilderness, rather than purify your bloodstream from a venomous infection. Regardless, they still work the same as it relates to purifying your own piss. Thank you Jesus.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    …The 6-month thing is extremely rare, and especially so in a case such as the OP's. …
    That's not the point. I said "THC metabolites remain in your fatty tissues for up to 4-6 months". OP never gave any detailed information to state more than that. Then the class clown came into the thread with the declaration that anybody can piss clean in 30 days, which is totally false.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^in my experience it takes about a week of abstaining and lots of water the day of the test and I can piss clean
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ^in my experience it takes about a week of abstaining and lots of water the day of the test and I can piss clean

    But you're not everybody.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But you're not everybody.


    I understand that, but I'm sure an average sized male would have a similar experience. I've known plenty of people to cheat piss test, bigger than me and on less notice
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I understand that, but I'm sure an average sized male would have a similar experience. I've known plenty of people to cheat piss test, bigger than me and on less notice



    Well, you better tell tDR about it.
  15. #15
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I'm mostly just curious in case my employer randomly tests me. Tonight is actually going to be my last night smoking. Tomorrow I work and I'll run 30 minutes before work. I ran 30 minutes today. I don't have a lot of fat on my body and I drink a lot of water. Looks like I'll have to carry fake piss for a couple of days.
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