Did you ever play with a Ouija board?

1. 2018-11-01 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My mother was a "medium"..or so she claimed.
   
   Her childhood home (which was 300yrs old or so) was a hotbed of ghostly goings on according to her and my grandparents…particularly her bedroom. She'd say they'd be downstairs and hear the furniture up in her room being moved around etc and when they'd go up it would be all o over the place.
   
   It was supposed to be built on an old cemetery and she'd talk about seeing ghostly pallbearers coming through one wall of the living room and marching across and out the other wall.
   
   She said when I was a baby too some ball lightning came through the window, leaving a 4 inch hole where it melted the glass and rotated around the handle of my stroller (with me in it) before darting to a wall outlet and exploding in it.
   
   After my grandparents moved out of the house my mom and her medium friends held a seance there…my brother and I being the little twats we were went over there and shook chains through the letterbox and made "woooooohhh! whooooh!" sounds. We were quickly chased off by the troop of mediums.
   
   As part of the Seance they put a tape recorder in my moms old bedroom and left it running. The tape when played back had what sounded like kids singing on it.
   
   Naturally my brother and I thought the whole thing was horseshit and my mom was nuts.

   
   I lold at medium friends and troop of mediums.
2. 2018-11-01 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I remember someone on totse or zoklet had their signature "I'LL SHIT ON A MOTHERFUCKING LUIGI BOARD"
   
   other than that we were playing with one at a literal jedi kids house and his mom came in screaming "WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEVIL SHIT?" and we like like "lol it's just fake shit"
   
   I think ooowweegee boards just make people yell
3. 2018-11-01 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #23
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by mmQ I lold at medium friends and troop of mediums.

   
   What's a medium?
   
   A medium what?
   
   (rolling eyes)
4. 2018-11-01 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo I remember someone on totse or zoklet had their signature "I'LL SHIT ON A MOTHERFUCKING LUIGI BOARD"
   
   other than that we were playing with one at a literal jedi kids house and his mom came in screaming "WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEVIL SHIT?" and we like like "lol it's just fake shit"
   
   I think ooowweegee boards just make people yell

   
   Ouija boards get a bad rep like moms all thinking you're talking to Satan when you're just trying to figure out if that hot girl likes you.
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5. 2018-11-01 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer What's a medium?
   
   A medium what?
   
   (rolling eyes)

   
   medium
   [mee-dee-uhm]
   See more synonyms for medium on Thesaurus.com
   noun, plural me·di·a [mee-dee-uh] /ˈmi di ə/ for 1–9, 11, me·di·ums for 1–11, 14.
   
   10. a person through whom the spirits of the dead are alleged to be able to contact the living
6. 2018-11-01 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I saw a demon crawl out of a fire and up through the flue when I was 6
   
   I lived in a house that the stereo use to randomly come on and my mom came in my room and yelled at me for playing my drums (they were in the basement) I was in bed. The door use to casually open and pics would fall off the wall.
   
   It was a rental. The guy that owned the place got drunk at one of our cook outs and told us about a teenager that killed his dad and himself in the house 25 years before.
7. 2018-11-01 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #27
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   No. I’m selfish, I don’t like to share my conversations with dead people with others! They are MY dead people damn it.
   I only pass on messages if they ask me to 🤪 Because that’s the kind of spiritual friend I am 🤷‍♂️
8. 2018-11-01 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #28
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   LMRAO
   
   I cant help myself!
   
   Perhaps there's a bubble up my nose.lol
9. 2018-11-01 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 I saw a demon crawl out of a fire and up through the flue when I was 6
   
   I lived in a house that the stereo use to randomly come on and my mom came in my room and yelled at me for playing my drums (they were in the basement) I was in bed. The door use to casually open and pics would fall off the wall.
   
   It was a rental. The guy that owned the place got drunk at one of our cook outs and told us about a teenager that killed his dad and himself in the house 25 years before.

   
   I have a Mexican friend who swears blind he saw a demon...he said him and his friends were playing (again as kids..it's never adults is it) and a stereotypical red devil looking demon popped out from behind a stop sign...he went to great lengths to explain the stop sign pole was only a few inches across (as if I didn't know that) but the demon would pop in and out from behind it like it was a wall and was laughing at them, he also made a big deal of the fact it's penis was half cut off.
   
   I pointed out he was a brown Mexican and so clearly lying.
10. 2018-11-01 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Anyone got any Thanksgiving stories?
11. 2018-11-01 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    also since its been bugging me Every time I see ohfralala's name "fugee-la" plays in my head with her name in place of the lyrics which I just realized is also the theme song a really cool ghost would make its entrance to.
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12. 2018-11-01 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo also since its been bugging me Every time I see ohfralala's name "fugee-la" plays in my head with her name in place of the lyrics which I just realized is also the theme song a really cool ghost would make its entrance to.

    
    That's a spooky story, thanks.
13. 2018-11-01 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    if your mom was a medium how did she use that to shape your upbringing? Would you go like "Bye mom I'm going to the park" and shed be like "NOOO I JUST HAD A PREMONITION" and wouldn't let you go? Would she hold stances for your dead pets?
14. 2018-11-01 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo if your mom was a medium how did she use that to shape your upbringing? Would you go like "Bye mom I'm going to the park" and shed be like "NOOO I JUST HAD A PREMONITION" and wouldn't let you go? Would she hold stances for your dead pets?

    
    No, mediums talk to the dead /Channel them, they don't see the future...that's something else, I think.
    
    It was all horseshit to me...she was always deceptive...
    
    example: as a kid I HATED sprouts...she'd hide them under my mashed potatoes...thinking I wouldn't fucking notice them..
15. 2018-11-01 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #35
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, mediums talk to the dead /Channel them, they don't see the future…that's something else, I think.
    
    It was all horseshit to me…she was always deceptive…
    
    example: as a kid I HATED sprouts…she'd hide them under my mashed potatoes…thinking I wouldn't fucking notice them..

    
    Lmao
    
    I love reading your posts. I have a crush on your delivery. But you already know that 😍
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16. 2018-11-01 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Mewsik Lmao
    
    I love reading your posts. I have a crush on your delivery. But you already know that 😍

    
    How about crushing my skull with those thighs? 😍
17. 2018-11-01 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #37
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How about crushing my skull with those thighs? 😍

    
    Butt butt .. I thought you dug my bootay 😍
    
    Shakira shakira lol
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18. 2018-11-01 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Doesn't have to be a choice 😍😍
19. 2018-11-01 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #39
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I ain’t fraid of no ghost.
20. 2018-11-01 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    What are you afraid of Dazza, we are listening and wont judge...