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Did you ever play with a Ouija board?

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    What’s your best story?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's a me! The Ouiji!

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
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    No I was never stupid enough to pay $40 for a piece of wood that wasn't used for something constructive.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Not just NO but HELL NO!

    And anyone who does is demonically possessed.

    Go 'hed....do it! Tell us later who won the "game"...if you think you can.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No I was never stupid enough to pay $40 for a piece of wood that wasn't used for something constructive.

    What a productive childhood.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No I was never stupid enough to pay $40 for a piece of wood that wasn't used for something constructive.

    The question was did you ever play with one, not buy one. Shame on you jiggaboo.
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    One does not play with the spiritual realm...it plays with you.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One does not play with the spiritual realm…it plays with you.

    If something plays with you I think by default it means you're playing with it.?? Maybe?
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    Anyways I got one for Christmas one year and my best friend and I decided to play with it one day after school in the living room. We started asking questions naturally and we ended up talking to this young boy who had been killed and we were being nosey little bitches asking how he died and whatever. Then I got the bright idea to ask where he was in the house and we had this blue recliner (haha) and it started rocking. I may have peed myself a little and then my best friend and I ran across the field and to a nearby Subway and cried bc we were scared.
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    How do you know it was a little boy and not a dirty old man pretending to be a little boy?
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    The original catfish
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala Anyways I got one for Christmas one year and my best friend and I decided to play with it one day after school in the living room. We started asking questions naturally and we ended up talking to this young boy who had been killed and we were being nosey little bitches asking how he died and whatever. Then I got the bright idea to ask where he was in the house and we had this blue recliner (haha) and it started rocking. I may have peed myself a little and then my best friend and I ran across the field and to a nearby Subway and cried bc we were scared.

    Why is the blue recliner funny?
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    Because it was like this God awful 80s blue and makes me laugh thinking about how ugly it was
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    My mother was a "medium"..or so she claimed.

    Her childhood home (which was 300yrs old or so) was a hotbed of ghostly goings on according to her and my grandparents...particularly her bedroom. She'd say they'd be downstairs and hear the furniture up in her room being moved around etc and when they'd go up it would be all o over the place.

    It was supposed to be built on an old cemetery and she'd talk about seeing ghostly pallbearers coming through one wall of the living room and marching across and out the other wall.

    She said when I was a baby too some ball lightning came through the window, leaving a 4 inch hole where it melted the glass and rotated around the handle of my stroller (with me in it) before darting to a wall outlet and exploding in it.

    After my grandparents moved out of the house my mom and her medium friends held a seance there...my brother and I being the little twats we were went over there and shook chains through the letterbox and made "woooooohhh! whooooh!" sounds. We were quickly chased off by the troop of mediums.

    As part of the Seance they put a tape recorder in my moms old bedroom and left it running. The tape when played back had what sounded like kids singing on it.

    Naturally my brother and I thought the whole thing was horseshit and my mom was nuts.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Anyways I got one for Christmas one year and my best friend and I decided to play with it one day after school in the living room. We started asking questions naturally and we ended up talking to this young boy who had been killed and we were being nosey little bitches asking how he died and whatever. Then I got the bright idea to ask where he was in the house and we had this blue recliner (haha) and it started rocking. I may have peed myself a little and then my best friend and I ran across the field and to a nearby Subway and cried bc we were scared.

    Damn, you're young! Subway?
    Blue upholstery on recliners went out of style with original Twinkies.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I got it off..
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    Another "ghostly" story

    Age 7 or something we moved into a crappy old house and I got the shittist bedroom in the house...bare floorboards with a rug because my parents were dirt poor and couldn't afford shit...musty as fuck too.

    Anyway that room really creeped me out, just something about it. I kept having the recurring nightmare for about two years that there was a kid hung from a hook on the back of my door talking to me and wouldn't leave me alone. I'd wake up screaming and my mom and dad would rush in, I was convinced the kid was real and it wasn't a dream.

    ...anyway....skip forward about 30yrs and I'm talking to my mom about the old house and reminding her about that nightmare I used to have...my mom says all casual like;

    "Yeah me and your dad were really scared about that, the old woman who owned the house before us used to do illegal abortions in that room that was your bedroom and we thought it might be connected"

    Gee thanks mom for giving me the abortion room.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    .....and the wrinkled and weathered old crone continued to rock on as the dusty wooden floor creaked.

    The End
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    You have a rocking chair cuppo?
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