2016-09-22 at 8:24 AM UTC
...But in case i'm not able to, what would be the next best weapon?
2016-09-22 at 8:28 AM UTC
I guess a bow if you live somewhere rural. If you just want to fuck niggas up in the street some kind of bladed weapon would probably be a good pick but hunting game is probably a more productive strategy than duking it out in the streets.
2016-09-22 at 8:36 AM UTC
In case of apocalypse, break glass.
I would not want to be stuck with a knife in the apocalypse. There are people with handguns and shotguns, niggas who will fuck up your street shit more than you can leet leet blip blip.
Also, I don't know if you have ever shot a bow, and moreso tried hunting with one but let me tell you that you have to be really fucking good to actually hit your target where you want. When you're shooting small game this really doesn't matter but if you're shooting deer it absolutely matters.What will likely happen is you will miss the deer, or shoot the deer somewhere it will not be instantly fatal and it'll run away. I have been shooting a bow for 3 years and I would not feel comfortable shooting a deer with it. I suggest a crossbow if you're trying to shoot game. They're way easier to learn to shoot.
Just make sure you stock up on arrows, don't think you can easily make an arrow that'll shoot right/last with modern weapons. Also get some extra tips.
2016-09-22 at 2:42 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Get a combination stab/low level ballistic vest, people with handguns or knives won;t be able to get a kill shot on your body and that sounds better than having your own shitty weapon tbh
2016-09-22 at 4:49 PM UTC
When the worlds ends I'm gonna raid factorys and power plants for chemicals and become a post apoc Joker with all kinds of chemicals weapons and explosives. Pressure cooker bombs, molotovs, smoke grenades, water pistols with sulfuric acid, poisoned sling shots, dart guns. Fire/poison crossbows. I can't wait.
I'm gonna walk around with a gas mask and a trench coat wearing mickey mouse ears and fuck people up.
2016-09-22 at 4:56 PM UTC
Be careful what you use on those poisoned sling shots, you'll get it all over your hands.
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
If guns were unavailable I would see if I could get a hold of some sort of crossbow, some sort of bludgeoning weapon and hide various smaller weapons like knives on my body.
2016-09-22 at 5:04 PM UTC
What other small weapons, besides knives, would you hide on your body?
2016-09-23 at 2:54 PM UTC
I will build a nice tree house somewhere it rains a lot. I will have a bucket for collecting rains and one big rock that I will reuse to drop on critters and small animals that stop under my tree.
A bucket and a rock niggas. And a zippo with an underground stash of a few hundred gallons of butane. I'm good.
2016-09-23 at 3:09 PM UTC
I want to have a high powered rifle and a scope. I'd get a nice, high vantage point, barricade the door and snipe people. A .45 with hollow points as side arm will do nicely.
2016-09-23 at 3:45 PM UTC
Just get a gun off armslist or something
If you want one purely for self defense you can get a 12 gauge for less than $200
2016-09-23 at 5:25 PM UTC
Katina, crossbow, and get a six shooter on the down low. A motorcycle, sheriff's hat and a bo staff, and you'll be ready for any undead/brigand scenario.
2016-09-23 at 6:07 PM UTC
Well, Darryl isn't dead. (Yet.)
2016-09-23 at 6:59 PM UTC
That's because he's a badass. I'm sorry, but none of us could ever be as badass as him. You are not badass until you develop a grueling throat cancer.
2016-09-23 at 7:37 PM UTC
just buy a single round and build a bolt gun than just shoot ur neighbour in the head and steal his hog rifle
2016-09-23 at 10:45 PM UTC
I have a couple of weapon and ammo stashes up in a mountain here. Everything from throwing knives to Ak-47s and a wide range in-between. And about 3000 rounds or-so for each gun, about 100 arrow and 100 bolts. They are all hidden ( most buried), all over said mountain. My family has a cabin on this mountain as well. Id be good to go.
