2018-10-27 at 8:16 AM UTC
I'd love to tongue fuck the one in reds shithole
2018-10-27 at 8:48 AM UTC
Weed gummies for the kids
2018-10-29 at 4:49 AM UTC
...smell my feet, gimme somethng good to eat
2018-10-29 at 5:38 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
when are you going to submit that writing sample you dick? I'm waiting for you to deliver, or aren't you serious about this book?
2018-10-29 at 9:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Item 9
…smell my feet, gimme somethng good to eat
...if you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear
When i was 5 years old or so I used to get in trouble for singing this all the time
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post didn't die in a fire!
2018-10-29 at 5:25 PM UTC
not answering the door is always the best solution.
2018-10-29 at 5:30 PM UTC
nah they only do that if they think you are in and not answering the door. Have to hide behind your sofa with the lights out too all night. Sure it would be easier to just buy a $2 bag of candy but it's not as creepy and halloweeny as hiding in your own home with the lights off.
2018-10-29 at 5:36 PM UTC
Best solution...go to your local watering hole on Halloween.
2018-10-29 at 5:37 PM UTC
Yeah that's always a good idea if you want to ogle sexy nurses and schoolgirls...or in STL1's case, schoolboys.
2018-10-29 at 5:42 PM UTC
You're just jealous because your liver is shot from having previously consumed a 12 pack every night for years and you can't drink any longer and that makes you a grouchy fifty year old fart.
2018-10-29 at 5:47 PM UTC
Um no, my liver is fine and always has been...I chose to stop drinking (BEFORE any related problems)...not because of any medical issues.
You're tiny mind working OT again!