Need some thoughts and opinions and any valuable intel on some espionage

1. 2018-10-26 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   I didn't get hired for a job I was fully qualified for and I think it has something to do with a past employer talking trash on me. I've had some people that didn't like me at past jobs and I want to know what my previous employers are saying about me. I'm going to call them up and say I'm fucky mcfuckface at ass blasting dildoes incorporated and I want know about "me" and how I performed at previous jobs. If anyone knows how these kinds of calls go I would like information about that because I will just be winging it so far. I'm professional as fuck so I'm pretty damn sure they will buy it but if you have any ideas or opinions please let them be known.
2. 2018-10-26 at 6:09 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Wait we have someone here who used to do hiring.
3. 2018-10-26 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Follow up
4. 2018-10-26 at 6:12 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   It's jiggaboo but he's on his lunch break.
5. 2018-10-26 at 6:22 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   "valuable intel on some espionage"
   
   
6. 2018-10-26 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Record it, too.
7. 2018-10-26 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman I didn't get hired for a job I was fully qualified for and I think it has something to do with a past employer talking trash on me. I've had some people that didn't like me at past jobs and I want to know what my previous employers are saying about me. I'm going to call them up and say I'm fucky mcfuckface at ass blasting dildoes incorporated and I want know about "me" and how I performed at previous jobs. If anyone knows how these kinds of calls go I would like information about that because I will just be winging it so far. I'm professional as fuck so I'm pretty damn sure they will buy it but if you have any ideas or opinions please let them be known.

   
   Why are you giving them as references then?
   
   Legally a new employer can only ask for employment verification (to make sure you worked where you said you worked) NOT a character reference unless you actually put them down as a reference.
   
   Of course that doesn't mean they don't take shit "illegally".
8. 2018-10-26 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Sue them for slander.