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Nostalgia Time: What was your first thread and/or post?

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    ITT: tell us about the first post/thread you made on totse or whatever site followed it.

    I somehow ended up reading a thread on shroomery about taking acid and diving and it made me remember that my first ever post on totse was a thread about trying to induce nitrogen narcosis on land (with a really terrible title like "a possibly free way to get high" or something, heh). Like I thought maybe there'd be some way to inhale condensed nitrogen and get the narcotic effects you get during deep dives (I was like 12 or something and just doing my diving certification). Three or four people were like "fuck off newb" (this was during the great tsunoobie) and one guy was like "I think it's cool someone is thinking outside the box" then meta came in and closed the thread. Thus started my long lasting hatred of that cripple faggot, may he and his retard daughter suck rusty cocks in hell forever.

    Now U
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    stabbing an asian girl with a pencil and asking zoklet if it made her upset. the response was 2 pages of being called autistic
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    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    I have no idea. Also I kind of miss the ability to look at my posts from years past. It was kind of like having a journal to look back on.
  4. #4
    haitis spatial agency
  5. #5
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    that shit looks hard.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Mine was probably some tips on how to shoplift, I can't remember
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this was the FIRST thread I made:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20140912000839/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=306364
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    stabbing an asian girl with a pencil and asking zoklet if it made her upset. the response was 2 pages of being called autistic
    I remember this haha

    I think my first thread was bitching about how the cops have almost caused an accident with me like five times and then bitching about their terrible driving in general
  9. #9
    My first post was about syncans. I found zoklet by googling "can you eat spice" and sure enough you totally could, but I wanted to ask questions about it- so I signed up, got some hilarious replies, stuck around, and now here we are. My life has drastically changed because of this community.

    Zoklet got me laid.
  10. #10
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    I don't remember jack shit from zoklet. All my memories are post-smoking spice learned from zoklet/more learned from intosanc
    someone find roshambo on zoklet
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I found &Temple of the Screaming Electron through a tiny square ad which had been placed on the inside last page of an anarchist-style magazine which I liked to read. This was about the end of 1989. My first post was a text file on several ways to crack the telephone system of the day.
  12. #12
    chem2211 Houston
    I never posted on Totse. I did however post a few threads on Zoklet. If I remember correctly they were all about SNB.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I don't remember jack shit from zoklet. All my memories are post-smoking spice learned from zoklet/more learned from intosanc
    someone find roshambo on zoklet

    I remember making fun of your avatar quite a bit
  14. #14
    Siu3d Yung Blood
    My first post was back in '06 on totse in Bitch and Moan (I think that's what it was called then). I complained about backseat drivers. I posted it in all caps and insulted everyone who came in to comment. I was full of angst back then.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Back in 2002 I found totse. My father was going through bad wds off dilaudid and was struggling to find a doctor who would write him what his old doctor used to prescribe. I made a thread to see if there were any tricks to finding such a doctor, you know, help weed out the ones who werent going to do jackshit. Someone mentioned asking the pharmacy for a list of doctors that accepted medicaid- being they were less likely to prescribe narcotics. I pretty much lurked though.
  16. #16
    Mayberry Houston
    I found totse after googling "How to become an assassin," so it was probably something about that
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I made an introduction thread on totse and got flamed the fuck for it. I can honestly say it has made me a better poster.
  18. #18
    RestStop Space Nigga
    That was well over 10 years ago on Totse so no clue. I was a criminal noob back then so it was probably something far fetched like robbing an armored truck or something comparably laughable.
  19. #19
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    TUVIX TUVIX HOLOGRAPHIC DOCTOR IS THE BIGGEST DOUCHE SINCE GERVAIS
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TUVIX TUVIX HOLOGRAPHIC DOCTOR IS THE BIGGEST DOUCHE SINCE GERVAIS


    remember that time you gave me shit for posting nonsense to 'get my post count up'?
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