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  1. #41
    Do you wipe your ass after you take a shit or do you just let the cards fall where they may?
  2. #42
    Originally posted by ohfralala You wanna fight? Cause I’m feeling kinda froggy.

    Damn I had to edit that like three times.

    Some of us don't autistically deliberate over getting the zinger just right so our internet pals think we're cool.

    We just post, then edit it if something catches our eye at another glance.
  3. #43
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Do you wipe your ass after you take a shit or do you just let the cards fall where they may?

    Free will confirmed.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Anal Turing Some of us don't autistically deliberate over getting the zinger just right so our internet pals think we're cool.

    We just post, then edit it if something catches our eye at another glance.

    I was autistically trying to place the punctuation. I wasn’t trying to zing you. Why are you trying so hard to hate on me right now?

    Man I’m just posting. Quit trying to analyze me.

    Originally posted by Nil Free will confirmed.

    Lol nasty ass.
  5. #45
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Do all gays stick out their tongue in pics, vids, commercials, movies, ass etc etc etc as a "signal" that they are gay to other gays: kind of like a wink in the straight world?
  6. #46
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by totse3.com bi-polar? we used to call this manic-depression. and EVERYONE HAD IT!

    Stop excusing for speed. Personally I think speed should be legal. then people wouldn't have to make dirty faggot meth in their meth-labs aka the BathTub Gin of the drug world.

    Recreational speed should exist if people can control themselves. Pilots use it in wars. this is why Bikers (HA) clubs were once called this in WWII. Irish, Not German Americans. Irish formed the HA and they wanted that rush from their P-48 whatever they flew in the day.. so Harleys became that. American Made (Not Triumphs) or Indian Bikes.

    where am I going with this. Black Beauties were nothing more than nasel cold meds that you popped. but people found in the 1920s that if you opened up the gel capsul and looked inside, there was what looked like a tampon with a string. a tiny tiny tampon with string. and they jokenly said (like a tampon archaic joke) hahah a teabag. and then they said.. hey, we can do this by actually ordering hot water or tea and then placing this string and bag into the tea. so no one would know any different.

    this is how they got wickedly high.. the tablet was supposed to go up their nose or something.. I forget Grandpas story of this (my friends grandpa.. not mine)

    and then of course the hollywood types made these crazy films of how the speedsters were all wicked devils children.. lose goose and all. wrecking their cars.

    so to prove them right, they outlawed "black bueties" and someone 20-30 years later started cooking meth in the late 50s or 60s.

    especially the VA Vet guys from W W two. I mean who the fuck did the Government think they were for telling these guys who risked their lives.. what the fuck they could do during their most depressed period of trying to refine themselves

    But Meth is a bit overboard. it's too strong. it makes people act like they're on fucking PCP (which is probably a meth cousin er sumthen?)

    Simply.. legalize mid level speed so people can get through the day. there is no burnout factor in lower levels. it's enough to last the day and recommend a vacation from it once a week.

    sleep in for a day, do nothing but think about stuff to prepare for. or use that day to Pray to your Creator and thank that MAN! ;)

    Trust me.. G-d's no Woman.

    sorry HTC.. there is no Woman version of a Gawd. Mother Mary is the closest thing..prolly.


    prove me wrong.

    What a good post
  7. #47
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Sudo What a good post

    Cam you teach me how to kick myself in my own ass?
  8. #48
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    life is good sometimes but it just doesn't last
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #49
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH life is good sometimes but it just doesn't last

    Ain taez bugzurd; "this too shall pass". The good, the bad, the indifferable.
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You are here to help others. It's that simple.
  11. #51
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i always get all weird and shit like this whenever i quit opiates for some reason

    i don't understand why i'm here

    Yeah welcome to Suicidal Sobriety Syndrome. Dont worry. As soon as we get some more drugs in your system, you'll be right as rain.

    See my cringey poetry a few days ago for examples.
  12. #52
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by totse3.com Coffee works for now.

    Slow pour over

    Blonde roast pour over (NOHOMO)

    a slow pour. They'll do it at Peets in berkeley. it's worth the wait. a single large pour. You go to Starbucks and they have it "Ready made"

    How did you come to the idea that the jug you have can legally be called a Pour Over. it has to be done in real time. fuck you and an excuse for overpriced shit.

    How's the fuck is that any different than dripping boiling water in crushed beans? Sounds like some homo shit to me. You a peter puffer, boy?
  13. #53
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You are here to help others. It's that simple.

    *unzips*

    i need ur help.
  14. #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the only true way to exert personal sovereignty is to choose to end your life
  15. #55
    Originally posted by aldra the only true way to exert personal sovereignty is to choose to end your life

    but at which point does your life ends ?

    the moment you lost your consciousness ?

    the complete destruction of your body ?

    the complete deletion of memories of you ?
  16. #56
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno but I'll go for all three
  17. #57
    Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno but I'll go for all three

    what if you choose to end your life but ended being in coma forever ?
  19. #59
    ShizNitty Houston
    you need some purpose in your life boy!
  20. #60
    Originally posted by ShizNitty you need some purpose in your life boy!

    my purpose is to live, not to live for purpose.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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