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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    He was a legend. People name community centers and roads after him.
  2. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost He was a legend. People name community centers and roads after him.

    is this something like Redwings jersey in Farris Bueller? when his dad was a Bruins fan?

    connections.. much?

    edited or was it backhawks?
  3. Originally posted by Ghost He was a legend. People name community centers and roads after him.

    Canadians are worse than muslims.
  4. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Chainsaw is cheaper than a Jeep. (Financial tip)

    Yeah, that's pretty much been established.. A good file is cheaper than a new chain for your chainsaw too.. JS..
  5. totse3.com Space Nigga
    I'm told that sharpening them is at great risk for breaking and a broken chain spinning 3000rpms (or whatever the rate is) is not very fun for the face, hands, neck, torso, etc.
  6. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I'm told that sharpening them is at great risk for breaking and a broken chain spinning 3000rpms (or whatever the rate is) is not very fun for the face, hands, neck, torso, etc.

    I bet Jig told you that...😊
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mikeyagain I bet Jig told you that…😊

    He work at Home Depot?
  8. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Use TAKL. Them tree monkeys can sure handle their saw. I'm saying.
  9. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by cupocheer Use TAKL. Them tree monkeys can sure handle their saw. I'm saying.

    nudges to the *lady* and urges to the dancefloor




    My I have this Groove, super-woman?
  10. I personally enjoy making white people look bad. You’re welcome.
  11. Originally posted by ohfralala I personally enjoy making white people look bad. You’re welcome.

    Record me and you, I'll make us look filthy.
  12. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Don't hate me because my suntan lines are non-existant.
  13. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Record me and you, I'll make us look filthy.

    Give me a brief synopsis before I commit to this.
  14. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Ooooo....how were you able to rescue your DH profile pic?
  15. Originally posted by ohfralala Give me a brief synopsis before I commit to this.

    Basically I place my penis into the vagina.

    And then sorta move back and forth.

    Girls seem to enjoy it.

    I dunno why.
  16. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Basically I place my penis into the vagina.

    And then sorta move back and forth.

    Girls seem to enjoy it.

    I dunno why.

    place ?

    looks like theres no resistence. are they ZIF sockets ?
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny place ?

    looks like theres no resistence. are they ZIF sockets ?

    The older they are the less resistance. Also the more you rub their nipples and kiss them the less the resistance.

    You should spend about half an hour in each area, then they're nearly ZIF.
  18. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Basically I place my penis into the vagina.

    And then sorta move back and forth.

    Girls seem to enjoy it.

    I dunno why.

    That is not filthy! I am disappoint.
  19. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning The older they are the less resistance. Also the more you rub their nipples and kiss them the less the resistance.

    You should spend about half an hour in each area, then they're nearly ZIF.

    no, i prefer HIF sockets.
  20. Originally posted by ohfralala That is not filthy! I am disappoint.

    Well I lost my virginity with a post-menopausal woman.

    We drank lots of wine, then started kissing in her garden. After a short while she pulled me to a bedroom, then pulled down her trousers. I pulled down mine, and we started kissing again.

    She said "do you have a condom?".

    I was surprised, and said "I don't have anything, do you?"

    She replied "no, you can fuck me and you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant". She grabbed my penis and positioned it, and said "push". I was fully erect, but shocked, and pushed forwards, and right in it went, into a warm wet home.

    It was lovely, but she was kinda loose. I learned after that she had worked as a hooker for a while, and I am nothing special, so that may explain it. After I came right into her, face to face, she rolled right over so I was fucking her from behind. I didn't like that so much, but she was quite a bit tighter. It felt like a more flesh-light sort of experience, impersonal, but stimulative. I like looking into the eyes of the woman I'm fucking.

    She loved having me cum right into her, and I loved cumming into her. Besides her loose pussy (seriously, it was so warm, damp and loose sometimes I couldn't tell I was fucking it) it was perfect.
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