2018-10-24 at 12:37 PM UTC
Sells her underthings online to aged old men with nonfunctional willies.
2018-10-24 at 12:39 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Sells her underthings online to aged old men with nonfunctional willies.
Buys underthings online in an attempt to revive his nonfunctional willy.
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2018-10-24 at 2:13 PM UTC
The opposite of retired sad clown
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2018-10-24 at 2:14 PM UTC
Just need to knkw what the opposite of clown is
2018-10-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
Johnny had a reputation for being the class serious.
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2018-10-24 at 2:22 PM UTC
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2018-10-24 at 2:24 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
A priest, a rabbi, and a serious walk into the bar.
The bartender hands them each a whiskey
The neutron asks how much
The bartender smiles and says "for you? No charge"
2018-10-24 at 2:27 PM UTC
When a serious walks into the bar, it's not funny.
2018-10-24 at 2:29 PM UTC
A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich
The barman serves him, the man then drinks the beer in one gulp, puts the ham sandwich on his head and walks out the bar.
Next day the man returns, orders the beer and ham sandwich again, drinks the beer, puts the ham sandwich on his head and walks out.
This continues all week
Friday, the man walks into the bar orders a beer and a ham sandwich
The barman says "We don't have ham today, only cheese sandwiches"
The man says "Then give me a beer and a cheese sandwich"
The barman serves the man
The man drinks the beer in one gulp, puts the cheese sandwich on his head and starts to walk out the bar.
The barman stops him by yelling "Hey, I gotta ask, why do you have a cheese sandwich on your head?"
The man says "Because you are out of ham"..and goes on his way.
