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ATTN: Lanny

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Since you're a socialist and run this bitch i propose you change your name to Lenni in honor of Vladimir Lenin. Lead the BBS revolution and make us 100% social. To that effect i suggest you redistribute likes from the wealthy to the poor. The proletariat will thank you for it and we can live in mediocrity in seaculo seaclurom.

    Here's a song in your honor.



    Here are some words of encouragement in Russian.(Transliterated because idk cyrilic)

    Revoluytziye nadezhdah sgoostk vierif sekh luydeye.

  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SEAL OF GROSS!!!ILISM
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    SEAL OF GROSS!!!ILISM


    sophisticated sophist is lacking in the sophistication area. Hey mq, how are you?
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    sophisticated sophist is lacking in the sophistication area. Hey mq, how are you?

    Just messing around breh.
  5. #5
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    We all crave Lanny's attention so desperately. He's the closest thing many of us have had to a genuinely cool and intelligent female in our lives.

    Have you ever considered a sex change operation? Could be an interesting experience, having lived as both a man and a woman. The latter may suit you more, give you an unrivaled sense of freedom.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We all crave Lanny's attention so desperately. He's the closest thing many of us have had to a genuinely cool and intelligent female in our lives.

    Have you ever considered a sex change operation? Could be an interesting experience, having lived as both a man and a woman. The latter may suit you more, give you an unrivaled sense of freedom.


    This reminds me where's the tracked thank function for cringewhores like me and that's the question. Get down on it.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We all crave Lanny's attention so desperately. He's the closest thing many of us have had to a genuinely cool and intelligent female in our lives.

    Have you ever considered a sex change operation? Could be an interesting experience, having lived as both a man and a woman. The latter may suit you more, give you an unrivaled sense of freedom.

    It would be pretty awkward if Lanny suddenly had a sex change. But what do i know.

    #LGBBQTranFolkLyfe

    Also, i actually have two female friends that are intelligent and cool believe it or not(And a sister), and i would only bang one of them, who am i kidding i'd probably bang them both(Not my sister, she's not attractive enough) but that's immaterial. They're actually pretty smart.

    Come to think of it, one of these girls was almost my GF at some point. Unfortunately i was seeing someone else at the time so i decided against it. Nevertheless that would have been pretty interesting.
  8. #8
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Where do you meet women like this?
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Where do you meet women like this?

    One of them i met way back when i was still a kid, like 14. It went a little like this:

    1. Have reasonably rich parents.
    2. Live in a upper middle class neighborhood. (This is important because in general the well off people are the smart people and will probably have smart kids)
    3. Hang out on the streets like some hoodlum in your spare time.
    4. Meet people(girls included) who do the same.

    Shit man i met all kinds of people, some smart some not this girl just happened to be an intelligent one. And the other one i met because a good friend of mine got involved with her. He met her in his area at a bar, lol.

    I think Dutch culture is different in general from American culture though. There are lots of smart people here the only dumb ones are literally the immigrants and the niggers and i ain't even racist. There are also a lot of idiots in the bigger cities.

  10. #10
    what's this about lanny pretending to be a girl? lol
  11. #11
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    what's this about lanny pretending to be a girl? lol


    For years on end, he pretended to a girl. Just recently he came out of the girl closet as a boy.
  12. #12
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Where do you meet women like this?



    You just pretty much live life, and the girls will follow.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Just messing around breh.

    so am i brah
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    so am i brah

    Good deal bruh.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gross, BRUH. Just saying things, BRUH. I have had 3 cocks in my asshole at the same time, BRUH. YEAH HIGH FIVE BRUH. BRUH!!
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    …way back when i was still a kid…

    Way back? As in 5 minutes ago?

    lulz
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Way back? As in 5 minutes ago?

    lulz

    I wish, would be so much easier to score 12yo pussy if i was still 14 myself.
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I wish, would be so much easier to score 12yo pussy if i was still 14 myself.

    Well, looks aren't everything, especially in your case.
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Well, looks aren't everything, especially in your case.

    What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's actually 'guerrilla', not "gorilla", but I'll let that pass.

    Please continue.
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