Lanny hacked my account

1. 2018-10-24 at 5:46 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   He's been sending spam PM's and shit and pinned a bunch of alts on me
   
   Lanny confirmed for FBI agent if he can remotely access accounts like that. I change my password twice a week so he clearly did some NSA shit
   
   I didn't write this, it's fucking retarded and I don't write like a retard
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost He routinely stretches my skin over his whole body and walks among you disguised as a disfigured version of me. He can strike anywhere at any time, he pushes you into a dark hole and you can't do anything but watch the unholy acts he commits with your visage. Like that time he used my account to contact mike pence about doing 9/11 pt. 2: Jet Fuel Can't Induce Mass Stabbings At Geographically Remote Children's Hospitals

2. 2018-10-24 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   Maybe you have a trojan
   I was hacked for like a decade, they saw everything including me masturbating to beastiality and posting as a little girl on forums.
   The loser would even try gaslighting me.
   Who the fuck dedicates such a huge chunk of their life to.stalking someone on the internet like that?
3. 2018-10-24 at 6:13 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The truth is more horrible than you could ever imagine.
4. 2018-10-24 at 6:13 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Nah he did some back door schenanagins
5. 2018-10-24 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Lanny is actually an alien who works deep cover for the federal government. That why he wears those coon hats, to cover the pointy ears.
   
   There. I said it.
6. 2018-10-24 at 6:19 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Lanny is actually an alien who works deep cover for the federal government. That why he wears those coon hats, to cover the pointy ears.
   
   There. I said it.

   
   Nah the bumps in the top of his head are a result of being the byproduct of incest
7. 2018-10-24 at 6:20 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Does that explain why he's fat
8. 2018-10-24 at 6:30 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ghost Does that explain why he's fat

   
   The fat is just cover, because aliens are usually very slim. They glue new chubby cheeks and those ugly hip flaps right onto him on board the mother ship every six months.
9. 2018-10-24 at 6:37 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol
   
   Wait a minute. Are you telling me that Lanny is or is not an alien👽?
   SMH
10. 2018-10-24 at 7:05 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol
    
    Wait a minute. Are you telling me that Lanny is or is not an alien👽?
    SMH

    
    He IS an alien. I kid you not.
11. 2018-10-24 at 7:12 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I already knew.
    
    I had a conversation once, like Jesus Christ lanman stop ur inappropriate feelings in my sleep. No response, figures. Smh
12. 2018-10-24 at 7:13 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Nah he did some back door schenanagins

    
    pfffft hehehe faggot
13. 2018-10-24 at 7:16 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you've never seen a real-life alien before (doctored to look human) here is one of them.
    
    

    Show spoiler
14. 2018-10-24 at 7:29 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
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    Love the attention you guys are giving me. Keep going, it excites me.
    
15. 2018-10-24 at 7:38 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Get out of here "Lanny" u pos. We're talking bout who u could be. Ok Goodbye.
16. 2018-10-24 at 7:40 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    you crave mens attention.
17. 2018-10-24 at 7:44 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fuck urself Dr Phil
18. 2018-10-24 at 7:51 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    im doctor james dobson.
19. 2018-10-24 at 8:07 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No ur not. Ya creep
20. 2018-10-24 at 8:14 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The fat is just cover, because aliens are usually very slim. They glue new chubby cheeks and those ugly hip flaps right onto him on board the mother ship every six months.

    
    Fucking hell this is funny
    
    Haha
    
    Ha