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Southerners make white people look bad

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Real men cut trees down with cheap Chinese generic chainsaws bought off Ebay…lazy flowers use Stihl's

    Buying a cheap chainsaw to cut down your rose bushes,makes you neither a lumberjack nor REAL man.
  2. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    i would argue rust belt whitoids are the worst, at least southerners have a culture with their own food and dialect and shit, what even happens in ohio? it cant be good because they all fucking move down here.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Real niggas use husqavarna. It sounds German
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the pat-man i would argue rust belt whitoids are the worst, at least southerners have a culture with their own food and dialect and shit, what even happens in ohio? it cant be good because they all fucking move down here.

    Culture-bangin your sister and drinking ‘shine
    Food-fry everything

    We send the pedophiles,meth heads and deadbeat dads down there.

    Bitch,you don’t know culture till ya been to pumpkin fest!
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  5. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    #Ohiorocks #gobucks #ohian4ever
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  6. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Sudo Real niggas use husqavarna. It sounds German

    My dad was a logger, he preferred husqavarnas said stihl were too heavy.
  7. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Real men cut trees down with cheap Chinese generic chainsaws bought off Ebay…lazy flowers use Stihl's

  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Real men cut trees down with cheap Chinese generic chainsaws bought off Ebay…lazy flowers use Stihl's

    and no fucking safety gears.

  9. Originally posted by Archer513 Buying a cheap chainsaw to cut down your rose bushes,makes you neither a lumberjack nor REAL man.

    Pfff on my 6 acres up in Conroe it was 90% wooded...and those fuckers were like 100ft tall. I've handled more wood than you've had hot dinners!...

    ..wait.

    (Went through average 3 chains per tree...at $20+ a chain...got fucking expensive!).
  10. apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    You guys don't know shit about cutting down trees

  12. ShizNitty Houston
    real men plant trees to support the environment
  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by apt Real men blast trees with high explosives

    tree stumps not trees.. otherwise you would just have more tree stumps to destump
  14. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost You guys don't know shit about cutting down trees


    why is a Kanook wearing a Bostin Bruins jersey?
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've handled more wood than yo

    gay
  16. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny gay

    Answer my question


    oh wait. Ghost posted it
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pfff on my 6 acres up in Conroe it was 90% wooded…and those fuckers were like 100ft tall. I've handled more wood than you've had hot dinners!…

    ..wait.

    (Went through average 3 chains per tree…at $20+ a chain…got fucking expensive!).

    If you go through chains that fast you either buy the shittiest chains ever or never heard of sharpening them.
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  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you go through chains that fast you either buy the shittiest chains ever or never heard of sharpening them.

    I can just imagine him dumping a big box of blunt chains.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Real men smoke trees
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  20. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you go through chains that fast you either buy the shittiest chains ever or never heard of sharpening them.

    https://s3-production.bobvila.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/chainsaw-sharpen1.jpg
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