2015-12-18 at 4:13 AM UTC
I wrote you but you still ain't calling, i left my skype, tox and email adress at the bottom. I sent two pms back in autumn, you must not have got em. There probably was a problem with the database or something. Sometimes i press "post message" too fast after i jot em.
but anyway fuck it; what's been up man? How's your mother? My hebe gf is pregnant by the way i am about to be a father, if i get a daughter guess what imma call her? Imma call her loli.
I read about your father too, i'm sorry, i had a family member get sick once too it aint funny. I know you probably hear this every day but i'm your biggest fan, i even liked you when you were still a trans, i got a harddrive full of your posts and pictures man. I liked the way you banned spectral 50.000 times too that shit was phat. Anyway i hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, your biggest fan,
Sophie
2015-12-18 at 4:15 AM UTC
How do you feel about being a dad?
2015-12-18 at 4:16 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
posting in a cocksuckers thread
2015-12-18 at 4:27 AM UTC
Dear lan, you still aint called or wrote i hope you have a chance i just think its fucked up you dont want to talk to fans.
if you didnt wanna talk to me in tinychat you didnt have to then there is Lisa you didnt even say hi to, thats my hebes little sister she is only 6 years old, we waited in the presence of panny for you and you juat said no thats pretty ahitty man you are like her fucking idol she wants to be a coder too and likes you even more than i do!
2015-12-18 at 4:32 AM UTC
Sorry got bored of typing i will brb.
2015-12-18 at 5:37 AM UTC
If your GF really pregnant? Good god man, I hope she's planning to get an abortion. If not, slip her an abortifacient. Get a vasectomy too, everyone should have one. Read about no scalpel vasectomies, they're quick and recovery is fast nowadays, nothing to worry about, it's a simple procedure; of course there's an innate fear of your genitals being harmed due to evolution, but this is an emotional reaction, not a rational one.
2015-12-18 at 5:50 AM UTC
If you said that to someone in real life they would punch you in the face
2015-12-18 at 12:15 PM UTC
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in San Fran - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never really liked capitalism either;
The corporates cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and re-read em, bro.
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with "NIGGAS IN SPACE" across the chest
Sometimes I even cut a nigga to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My hebes jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Lan, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Sophie
-- P.S.
We should be together, too
2015-12-18 at 3:40 PM UTC
Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Reply-Or-PM-My-Fans,
this'll be the last post I ever send your ass
It's been six hours and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two posts;
I typed them perfect.
So this is my post I'm making you, I hope you read it
I'm on Tor right now, I'm downloading all the pizza
Hey Lan, I drank a fifth of vodka, You dare me to post the stuff from my hard drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, You coulda rescued me from posting this
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy reply, 'thanks' or a call
I hope you know I deleted your posts from my harddrive, all
I love you Lan, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't shitpost and will molotov everything about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Lan; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Lan, that's my hebe and her loli sister screaming in the trunk,
But I did read her posts, and I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this to niggas in space now?
2015-12-20 at 10:52 PM UTC
Lanny did not deliver ITT.
2015-12-22 at 6:38 AM UTC
Lol, I've had this thread open for like 3 days being like "shit, how do I reply to that" and literally just read far enough to realize it was an eminem gag. God damnit. I was even like "I should write 'maybe Delores would go over better'."
Also I think I was like 7 or something when that song was getting radio play.
2015-12-22 at 8:06 AM UTC
That would have been epic.
