Work stories.

1. 2018-10-21 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I don't really have any, its boring, not even as much as somebody flashing one of the servers.
2. 2018-10-21 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #2
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   So one day I went to work. 10 hours later I went home. That’s my story
3. 2018-10-21 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   One time I got a forklift stuck twice in one day. The second time I faked a suicide attempt so I could get out of work and not deal with the repercussions.
   
   I had to get 27 stitches in my right leg because I sliced it up with a box cutter. I also got a week off work and all the girls thought I was dark and mysterious