I'm thinking about being a vlogger and getting some of dat youtube money. The thing is I don't have a lot of experience, any tips? I think I can talk about conspiracy stuff, and just things about my daily life. I am some what of an interesting person and have crazy shit happen to me all the time. So it might be good?
Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
Nowadays vlogging doesn't just mean sitting at home telling about what happened today. When you go outside, take the camera with you. Show what you do. But make sure you do something that stands out first.
Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
And don't make jokes about things that people are sensitive about. You need a broad audience and try to stay neutral, you could throw off a big chunk of your fanbase based on that autism bit already. I think what would really help, since you're in Texas and all that, is that if you were to record a video of police brutality. It would give you nationwide coverage and it will introduce a lot of people to your youtube channel. Just an idea. Kind of an opportunistic one, but it's do-able.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
You need to say, "link is in the description below," and point down (with hands in frame) a lot. Also, at the end of each video, you must say, "don't forget to like, share, and subscribe."
Start up one channel a your main cash cow and upload a new video at least once a week. This should be based on a character you create and/or a recurring theme. After you get your first millionth view, make a video linking to your "other" channel where people can see you making daily vlogs as yourself so they can see more into your personal life. People will eat it up, and you'll get double the subs.
I've decided to also start a vlog with the goal of teaming up with amberlynn the MUKBANG oaf and berating her both physically and psychologically in an attempt to force her to stop fucking around and lose some serious weight. Ever since Bill Krozby introduced her cringe videos to us, she has been lingering in the back of my mind like a got damn tumor. I was not shy about voicing the RAGE that she induced in me upon perusing a handful of her videos, most specifically the 'Eat McDonalds With Me' video, and nothing would satisfy me more than having free reign to assault her, degrade her, humiliate her, but deep down ENCOURAGE HER to put an end to the torment by shedding several hundred pounds, at least, but I guess won't stop until she does, and she'll goddamned know very well that's the case.
Ultimately it would serve a wonderful purpose for both her and I. A mutual favor, beneficial to both parties, and truthfully much more so to her given her morbid obesity and health condition. I realize in a thread very recently I made mention of the fact that I typically don't give a shite about what other people do; it's their business, but in this particular case this woman's demeanor has gotten the best of me, and nothing would bring me greater satisfaction than shitting all over her. :D
I think I watched like a minute of one amberlynn video in my life but venom, the passion with which you, the mild mannered mQ, have managed to hate her has moved my soul. I want to see what this person has done, what a person even can do to make a man who patently tolerates pedophiles, felons, and junkies, someone who self-identifies as an alcoholic and clearly has a powerful and enduring sense of self loathing, turn to such vehement condemnation of another human's way of life. Perhaps in elucidating the motives that feed into such stance I can for a brief moment forget myself and become lost in pure, uncorrupted, noble disgust at someone else.
gotta love dat amberlynn dough fam... this is the newest video of hers. I've been watching her everyday for a month. She's been vlogging for several years now and its crazy to watch someone gain that much weight. not only that but her personality changed to this "derpadew wannabe valley redneck girl" and her obsession with veganism while eating processed foods and meat is baffling to say the least.
She also claims to be allergic to fake jedielry all the while wearing tacky jedielry made of plastic and fake crystals from walmart/target..
Though I will admit, she has inspired me to look into veganism, not that I would ever give up meat, but maybe I could start eating more raw foods and healthier stuff
