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On the subject of infinity, and the mathematics of cake.
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2016-06-05 at 3:24 PM UTCLet's bake a cake niggers.
Mmm, i'd fuck Stefanie but that aside, let's imagine we baked a cake with Stefanie, it can be any cake you like but it has a predetermined size and volume. Now if we were to cut the cake in half i think we can all agree the total volume of the cake would remain the same but it's surface area would have increased right? Now let's do this again with one half of the cake so we now have three pieces in total. Now if we were to cut the pieces we already cut in half ad infinitum, and stack them all up upon eachother we'd have a pretty tall cake. But not only that, we would have an infinite surface area but with a finite volume. Riddle me that batman. -
2016-06-05 at 3:26 PM UTCNot only does this work with cake, it also works with pi.
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2016-06-05 at 3:30 PM UTC
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2016-06-05 at 3:32 PM UTC
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0yrv8glx4
Ayy.
Also:
[greentext]>Not only does this work with cake, it also works with pi.[/greentext]
Clever pun mQ. you get bonus points for class today. -
2016-06-05 at 3:56 PM UTCThat song was catchy as hell but the puppets were kinda freaky looking.
the comment section was hilarious, bunch of old perves lel -
2016-06-05 at 4:49 PM UTCFucking loved that show when I was 15. Back in the YTMND days we had a countdown clock for when Stephanie turned 18.
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2016-06-05 at 4:59 PM UTCthen whatd u do when she turned 18
that's what I never got about that shit. I remember when the olsen twins turned 18, and the internet went crazy. So... what now? You finally get to fuck them? -
2016-06-05 at 5:02 PM UTCYeah Its dumb. I'd rather fuck them when they are underaged and I'm not even interested when they're legal.
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2016-06-05 at 6:15 PM UTC
But not only that, we would have an infinite surface area but with a finite volume. Riddle me that batman.
The usual line in undergrad math courses is "infinity is a direction, not a number". So we can say (ignoring physical constraints like atomicity) that by this process we can form a solid of arbitrary surface area and finite volume but it's not immediately clear what the qualities an object of infinite surface area would be. It brings us quickly to issues like densities of infinities, issues analogous to Hilbert's hotel. These problems aren't intractable in modern mathematics but it soon becomes apparent that addressing them is a game in formal systems that have no obvious relationship to the physical world in which cakes or hotels exist. -
2016-06-05 at 6:54 PM UTC
Yeah Its dumb. I'd rather fuck them when they are underaged and I'm not even interested when they're legal.
I liked the olsen twins growing up (they are a year old than me) and I thought they were cute and had a crush on them. But yeah when they got older I was sick of them and thought they were skanks. -
2016-06-05 at 10:56 PM UTC
The usual line in undergrad math courses is "infinity is a direction, not a number". So we can say (ignoring physical constraints like atomicity) that by this process we can form a solid of arbitrary surface area and finite volume but it's not immediately clear what the qualities an object of infinite surface area would be. It brings us quickly to issues like densities of infinities, issues analogous to Hilbert's hotel. These problems aren't intractable in modern mathematics but it soon becomes apparent that addressing them is a game in formal systems that have no obvious relationship to the physical world in which cakes or hotels exist.
Yeah yeah i know, let us just sit in our ivory towers of education while the proletariat scramble about scratching their heads. -
2016-06-06 at 1:47 AM UTCwho cares
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2019-01-27 at 4:56 PM UTCShe's like 16 you sick fuck
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2019-01-28 at 12:10 PM UTCSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Infinity can be thought of as a number so big it doesn't even matter how big it is.
Your chopped up cake would eventually wind reduced to atoms, so some of it would go into a gas and some into reactive mono-atoms just lying around.
I don't think atoms really have a canonical surface area, but if we were to define one we could easily produce a formula to yield the surface area of the cake.
