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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I went into my favorite coffee shop to get a hibiscus tea as I don't drink coffee anymore and some girl stops me as I'm walking up to the front door of the shop and was like "Bill Krozby??" and i was like "uh yeah, who are you?" and she was like "its me Katherine we were in kindergarten together and our moms used to take us over to each others place to play house.

    And i was like "suhhoooyah yeaah i remember you, doll, how have you been" (she looked completely different, not like the cute lil blonde girl i remember but big fat and full of tats and colored hair.

    I asked how her mom was and she told me she passed away from breast cancer and I was like "im really sorry to hear that katherine, im sure you really miss her" and she said "oh its all good don't worry about it" so we gave each other a hug and parted ways.

    that was 2 weeks ago, I went to the same coffee shop this afternoon with a total weeel gonts mr happy nice guy attitude because I'm seeing wavves tonight and I walk in and I see katherine sitting near the coffee line with im guess her lesbo friends and I'm like "hey whats up katherine!" and she turns around with a weird shit eating grin and says "I EAT YOUR MUM ERRRR NIGHT FLY BOY!" in a katherine hepburn esque voice but while sounding even more obnoxious and loud. All her lesbo friends started laughing at and the whole coffee shop was staring at me and I didn't know what to say.

    It was both disgusted and embarrassed almost like that one time i was abducted by aliens and they stripped me of my clothes and forced me into humiliating positions.

    I just was like "hehe alright katherine, take it easy doll.." and just got in line and I could still here some of those girls giggling.

    It was fucked up, I just want to take her down so badly in the worst way
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    School boy error you should have responded..."Well the maggots are eatin your mom!"
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson School boy error you should have responded…"Well the maggots are eatin your mom!"

    thats fucking rich
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Smh
    Do u feel like she threatened to eat ur mom literally, or sexually?
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Smh
    Do u feel like she threatened to eat ur mom literally, or sexually?

    No not at all, it was just a weird thing to say and caught me off guard when i was just trying to be friendly. I could care less what her and my mom do.
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Agreed.

    When u say I wanna take her down so badly, in the worst way what do u mean?
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Agreed.

    When u say I wanna take her down so badly, in the worst way what do u mean?

    Bradley step off
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Every woman named Katherine (and all similar spellings) is a fucking headcase, I thought everyone knew this
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo Every woman named Katherine (and all similar spellings) is a fucking headcase, I thought everyone knew this

    Everyone woman is a headcase, but especially "bonnies" In my experience.
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