I wish I was Actor

1. 2016-08-09 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd probably lose a couple of inches in dick size but he seems like a cool guy.
2. 2016-08-09 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't get it
3. 2016-08-09 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I wish i was the God-Emperor of mankind.
4. 2016-08-10 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #4
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   ^good one, Sophie. I could stand to go for that myself.
5. 2016-08-10 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's interesting because my life sucks and i'm a loser who has accomplished nothing, LITERALLY nothing, and has retarded pipe dreams and will never be able to get a decent paying job LET ALONE ANY job, and has LITERALLY nothing to live for and honestly will probably just end up committing suicide in a really pusie way like exit bag, and will request in his suicide note to cryogenically freeze his head/body so maybe he can be re-animated in the future because he's such a selfish asshole.
   
   In conclusion, no, you DON'T want to be me. NOT EVEN I DO. I WISH I NEVER EXISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. 2016-08-10 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you can do better than an exit bag. get creative!
7. 2016-08-10 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like your honesty. I'd hire you.
8. 2016-08-10 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   you can do better than an exit bag. get creative!

   
   Like a good friend of mine once said: Dynamite helmet.
9. 2016-08-10 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you can do better than an exit bag. get creative!

   
   
   Exit bag with a used condom.
   
   Anyways I redacted my post cause I was drunk last night and was just being a fag. My future is actually bright.
   
10. 2016-08-11 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Exit bag with a used condom.
    
    Anyways I redacted my post cause I was drunk last night and was just being a fag. My future is actually bright.

    
    Too late i remember every single word.