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Whenever you see a couple in public do you instantly imagine what they look like FUCKING?

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obviously

    Yes, even the gross ones.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's especially enjoyable to do it at church.
  3. #3
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.

    Ya, All the time.
    I put them in all different kinds of positions, I can't help it & when it gets too weird I feel like a creep .

    Oops.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol.

    Ya, All the time.
    I put them in all different kinds of positions, I can't help it & when it gets too weird I feel like a creep .

    Oops.

    Do you put every couple through the same mental routine of positions or do you change it up based on circumstance?
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    I can’t say I’ve ever done that. I have a feeling you’ve planted the seed in my head though.
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  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I can’t say I’ve ever done that. I have a feeling you’ve planted the seed in my head though.

    I recommend it. It's an intriguing thing to picture a regular soccer mom deep throating the fucking out of an average Joe's cock or begging him to plow her ass harder. lol
  7. #7
    LMRAO, no never. Interesting concept though.
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    You know I’ll probably do that now, but it’ll make me think of you. Is that ok?
  9. #9
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Changes depending on how they are with each other.


    Like you,for instance, come across strong, aggressive but controlled. To be honest, u kinda scare me. :/
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist You know I’ll probably do that now, but it’ll make me think of you. Is that ok?

    I would LOVE that. I'd like to make a simple request that when and if you do, in fact, picture it, whether it's tonight or tomorrow or whenever, that you come to this thread and share how it made you feel.
  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    deal smeal
  12. #12
    Originally posted by mmQ Obviously

    Yes, even the gross ones.

    Especially the gross ones. Ooh I love the fat couples, I write whole stories in my head to schadenfreude about when I see one.

    One can just imagining their gelatinous, poorly defined masses lying squished into each other. It appears that she might engulf him, like an amoeba eating a smaller microorganism. You can feel their perspiration osmosing into one another, with a shitty lamp fan chugging away on medium speed above them, propagating the smell of their under-flab filth mixing with their sweat throughout the room. They turn the lights out of course, so they cant see each other too well, and so that when they have to briefly open their eyes, the mental image of the porn star that the guy is visualizing doesn't fade too quickly. They have to do lazy doggy style every single time, or she has to ride him because he cant penetrate her from on top. You can see the energy of his every thrust rippling through her the fat of her pockmarked ass, down her cellulite riddled thighs.

    But then when they both cum (she probably has to finger herself to get off while he fondles her, he probably came early), they'll just lay there, breathing together, and feeling each other's hearts beat through their sides, and she'll probably whisper something to him and he'll laugh and give her a kiss. And they'll share a moment where they truly care for each other, and feel very loved. And that's more than most of the faggots here could ever say.
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  13. #13
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah especially if the woman is a bitch. I imagine her getting pounded out so thoroughly she wakes up in the morning and decides to scramble some eggs for her man. Maybe even throws some shredded cheese on that hot plate.
  14. #14
    posting in a perverts thread.
  15. #15
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yes but not allllll of them. Just the nice looking couples. Well the couples with the nice looking man. And then i replace his ugly troll of a gf in my head and put myself in her place.heeheehee

    And in the same (throbbing) vein, i try to guess when was the last time they did it- that goes mostly for the ugly fat couples, tho.
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  16. #16
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ I would LOVE that. I'd like to make a simple request that when and if you do, in fact, picture it, whether it's tonight or tomorrow or whenever, that you come to this thread and share how it made you feel.


    Ohhhh Maqqqqqqqqq,
    I DID IT!!!!

    I saw a couple walking down the aisle at Walgreens yesterday, bwahahaha. I know I don’t have the imagination you do, but I pictured her getting butt secs while he was smacking her ass and pulling the pony tail she had. I had to look away fast because they noticed me just standing there envisioning them. I was just standing there, I wasn’t very subtle, not my forte.

    You little shit!!! I told you you planted the seed ya big dammit.

    I will admit, when I managed to walk away from that akward situation, I laughed while envisioning me telling you and the way I think you look.
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  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    I do this whenever I see girls together.

    Like two young teen gal pals walking around laughing, then they have a sleepover and look at the hot guys on Facebook and lament how they can't find a guy like that and she's still a virgin

    And then Mandy breaks out the vibrator she stole from her mom and says "this is better than a boyfriend"

    Hot stuff.
  18. #18
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    Here's some fodder for your imagination, OP..

    🤢
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thanks I already had that fodder though.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Ohhhh Maqqqqqqqqq,
    I DID IT!!!!

    I saw a couple walking down the aisle at Walgreens yesterday, bwahahaha. I know I don’t have the imagination you do, but I pictured her getting butt secs while he was smacking her ass and pulling the pony tail she had. I had to look away fast because they noticed me just standing there envisioning them. I was just standing there, I wasn’t very subtle, not my forte.

    You little shit!!! I told you you planted the seed ya big dammit.

    I will admit, when I managed to walk away from that akward situation, I laughed while envisioning me telling you and the way I think you look.

    Welcome, friend, to THE WAY. Please, by all means, ENJOY. XD
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