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  1. Did it get stuck sideways or something?
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Did it get stuck sideways or something?

    Hell if I know. All I know is it was before you could use his asshole for a bus terminal.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Was this one, where you were begging for help, where you posted the following;



    a smash hit because you were joking around?

    https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=125069311&pagenumber=

    Tell us another joke Sean Twist.


    Wait what, the HTS incident happened long before 2010. Did someone go and recreate the HTS highlighter sodomy thread on "bodybuilding.com"? Dear god, for what fucking reason would someone do this thing.
  4. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Wait what, the HTS incident happened long before 2010. Did someone go and recreate the HTS highlighter sodomy thread on "bodybuilding.com"? Dear god, for what fucking reason would someone do this thing.

    Because I'm a legend, clearly. It's been 12 years since the highlighter thing happened and people still bring it up. That thread was a work of art.
  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Did it get stuck sideways or something?

    I drew a handy diagram of its orientation if you'd like to see...

  6. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by HTS Because I'm a legend, clearly. It's been 12 years since the highlighter thing happened and people still bring it up. That thread was a work of art.

    i've got something you can get stuck up your ass
  7. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i've got something you can get stuck up your ass

    Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
  8. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by HTS Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

    #metoo
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

    Stahp.
  11. totse3.com Space Nigga
    I thought HTS was just doing it as a joke

    it leads to another known meme of sort from the early 2000 period. closer to 2002 or so.

    I didn't know someone raped HTS at a gym. some asshole tough muscular tough guy did this to you HTS?

    what happened to him
  12. totse3.com Space Nigga
    HTS is a redhead. redheads are crazy tough fucks. usually a good sense of humor but if you piss on them, they react violently and fast-out of the canon.

    I'v witnessed it many times when punks pick on gingers and don't see what comes back at them until it's too late.

    of course most of this was during middle school years. because people tend to lose their redhair to a brown-red when they mature. I kept my blonde hair until highschool, which turned redish brown

    this might be a stereotype but redheads are short fused mother fukers.
  13. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want a chocolate chip cookie
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  16. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Damn, threads were a lot better before Wariat was around.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat have any of u seen her lick ahole before? or rimming or my thang i enjoy receiving? guyyz?

    You can lick my ahole all you'd like you digusting Polish faggot
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