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How many friends do you have?

  1. #1
    How many true, real friends who you can talk to anything about and have deep connections with IRL?

    I have four. And I'm proud of that number. For a long, long time it was zero.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    like 2
  3. #3
    I'm sooo fucking popular and have so many friends I can't even keep track of them all
    \

  4. #4
    Zero.
  5. #5
    I have literally nobody I can talk to about real issues.

    I know you guys see all the insults and the Schopenhauer avatar, the tough street lingo and of course that's the only thing to judge me by but I'm actually a pretty nice guy in real life. Or maybe I'm just too delusional.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^I'm you're friend riser, I love the person that you are.
  7. #7
    I wouldn't immediately strangle you if we met, Bill Krozby. I know you were sarcastic but we are still buddies.

    I hope you can figure your problems out and live a happy life as my favorite little princess. From the bottom of my heart.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    thanks man
  9. #9
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I have at best 1 real life friend and I've not seen him in a long while nor could I talk to him about real shit.
    So yeah none.
  10. #10
    I first met my group of friends when I was 13 years old in Jr.high school.

    We went to school in a non white neighborhood kind of like those places in Belgium where the terrorist raids happened, not a lot of white people. Ethnic grocers and mosques all over the place.

    There are 7 of us, all white. I'm the only drinker/drug user in the group. We don't talk on Facebook or phones/text. We all live in the industrial/commercial sector of town so we just walk to each others houses and hang out.

    We call our group the "comrades" we have a strict code of ethics that stem from living in poverty. When we were in our teens and living off foodbank food we would trade foodstuffs, borrow each others games and consoles, use each others internet. We shared a resources and adopted a collectivist ideology.

    When we got into drinking, smoking weed, girlfriends, drugs and money we still follow these same ethics. If a comrade has no booze or weed and other comrades did they would blaze him and get him drunk and in the future the comrade returns the favor, or provides snacks, a dinner, a venue.

    I would front ounces to my friends and we never really made any money, just got high for free. When I got a job and my own place I would take everyone out to dinner or order pizzas and share drugs and alcohol. When a comrade had to live with me out of necessity I wouldn't charge them rent.

    Only one of us has a license and vehicle, the Comrade Caravan. He drives us around for free all the time because that's just how we roll, we drive around the hood white boys packed in a Jimmy always blaring loud music. The comrade with the car has unlimited resources and frequently pays for our meals at fast food places.

    We also have lots of memes, this a recent one for when one of us gets disillusioned or bitchy and doesn't want to hang out. a comrade offended another comrade and was promptly robusted and hit in the face with a drink which prompted me to create this after he ignored us for a week.
  11. #11
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Friends are over rated, I have one guy who I consider a good friend but his wife is a total cunt,so that puts some strain on our "friendship"
    If anyone is my friend I would say that it is my wife she has never fucked me over has always been there for me and is honest with me.
    In a lot of ways I'm very fortunate and I don't forget that.
  12. #12
    Ok, I just figured out that some people still care about me in real life so maybe two. I have two good friends.
  13. #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ok, I just figured out that some people still care about me in real life so maybe two. I have two good friends.

    Thank god, less work for me and a lower possibility of being a major contributor to your death.

    But, no, really, I'm glad.

    The answer for me is zero, and I don't use a strict definition of the term. I've now spent half my life without personal relationships, I barely even spoke to my family since that time unless necessary, averaging under 10 words a day overall, and purposefully detached myself from them to the point where I left without a word, felt nothing for them, and didn't even think about them for 6 years, which was only due to a biological trigger (evo theory of depression). I've never even spoken to people online via voice or cam.
  14. #14
    'Ed rush Yung Blood
    I have several, although few very close. Also hi Malice. Good to see another familiar face.
  15. #15
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Zero X the millions in my head.
  16. #16
    Thank god, less work for me and a lower possibility of being a major contributor to your death.

    But, no, really, I'm glad.

    The answer for me is zero, and I don't use a strict definition of the term. I've now spent half my life without personal relationships, I barely even spoke to my family since that time unless necessary, averaging under 10 words a day overall, and purposefully detached myself from them to the point where I left without a word, felt nothing for them, and didn't even think about them for 6 years, which was only due to a biological trigger (evo theory of depression). I've never even spoken to people online via voice or cam.
    Stop being a bitch and apologize.
  17. #17
    You know we are friends so shut the fuck up.
  18. #18
    ACCEPT IT FOR FUCKS SAKE. I'll murder you one day, Mal. It's not gonna be pretty. Until then you better be my friend or else...

    *waves fist*
  19. #19
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I genuinely don’t believe I could have friends, let alone a romantic relationship, without years of intensive therapy first, if ever.

    Did you know that the suicide rate for adults with Asperger's is 9x that of the general population, 40x for those with depression. Factor in all the other variables and I’m a dead being walking.

    I didn’t see myself as just another statistic, weak and ineffective, that was my mistake. We’re all bound by biologica/physicall reality, and to be human may be something I despise so much I’d rather die than live this life. There may have been nothing to lose to begin with.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I have two really close friends who i can be honest with about nearly anything. Then i have my gf who is at the same time a very good friend as well, she is not as intelligent as me, but she makes up for that by virtue of being very sweet, besides being my gf i consider her to be a very close friend as well, she is one of two people IRL that know i prefer girls of the younger persuasion. First person is my best friend second is her. Other than them i am very close with my brother and sister and my little cousin, i am very close to her and i can talk about anything with her as well, save for the fact i like her more than a cousin lol, i don't wanna' make it awkward, she kinda' sees me as a big brother and i am ok with that because at the end of the day i care more about her as a person than anything else, i love my little cousin.
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