Can you imagine a universe where you're Sploo?

1. 2016-05-04 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You wake up one morning and you're in Sploo's basement. You look in the mirror and that familiar, nubile face stares back at you.
   
   What do you do?
   
   How do you go about your day?
   
   What kind of shitposts do you shitpost?
   
   Would you be for or against dadfighting?
2. 2016-05-04 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I start working out because I'm cute but that double chin is really gonna hurt my tinder game.
   
   Then I kill myself because drugs ruined my ability to engage in activities that promise gratification in more than a few minutes/hours.
3. 2016-05-04 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   More like seconds bro, I can't even read anymore and I'm ok with this because I've been molested by the knowledge of the universe and nothing really matress
4. 2016-05-04 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   nothing really matress

   
   wat...
5. 2016-05-04 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   You're bad at memes
6. 2016-05-04 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I believe we are one, that's why I try to fix that part of myself.
7. 2016-05-04 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   CUCKED.
8. 2016-05-04 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *mattress