Do you regret not joining the 27 club?

1. 2018-10-14 at 6:22 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 [quote pk=562391 author="HTS"] I'm ancient. ;_; I look like shit. I need to get something done with my hair but I'm afraid to go in and ask for something cute because I'm so ugly. [shortcode]frown[/shortcode] [/quote] I'll cut your hair for you babe. Actually on second through I won't because I'm bad at it and I want to see you with a cute haircut. Hair salons are staffed by depressed people who didn't know what to do with their lives whose dreams deadened in an oversaturated service industry. They aren't good enough to judge you. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQJOBAEBCAA4FiEEaplk9V8kovCcp8BrznljHEc+lFoFAlvC4LMaHGxhbi5yb2dl cnMuYm9va0BnbWFpbC5jb20ACgkQznljHEc+lForLA/6ArguSdlPVkCdACR2qz9w b3g9uOBITGm7+PskW4ariQxz034ce4BeSv0Hd/zhzPAxPItehPNa8Vog8242Tr1M gL/ucUatoFOJkAErflej0pHpzEcBHYBEgGMqutcnoKpqhG0Z7X6jM6ibjdxZH1vG maN7m0xzEQTJvYPmiBZXZE/hsCUHSKRi2xEc3ZorLUvdQWj+PbgA8ZWyxK+H3tMD FqFi1yWQNDr5zY/Xueo2jbINC8sKql+Z1KC44qjWsLYU54OYdG4akJ81OnS0mldG y6QmcgEtKDpAootZfmUO1E+NFOpcXKeq5J7PqOFZ8tWNsJqFdj9ej5+6U55X8xHv D2jVuhyxVh3IZtXVYubakyjJsdOC+OLbj8iryBpp/a5rGwzqkulQuo6U9iwT1yQD Wr60NVkcG+eFfRVpy0po7StSYTlC1P53GXCxJD5aAEWWiZyULYwpLWIE9IlLHi+t tcUzPoenrCA3dd0i39dWcVdyxwty0XnHx75mHrXdImm8RLP9QJloC04ELDIsuJBV wNKAjMQKOcpK8EIOK+YlycYnj1yTGmTWvsvmDQPmq2wdjs8avq543BWlZIy9EK5+ zyuGwzjd6zDS09BMYABUWQKdFPZW2gstdoSJ4NeVDa56U4nMtm4mzYw5xNDrP72o CgMhnB9wtbTFkdZu42pSDAU= =2SiK -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

   Originally posted by HTS I'm ancient. ;_;
   
   I look like shit. I need to get something done with my hair but I'm afraid to go in and ask for something cute because I'm so ugly.

   
   I'll cut your hair for you babe.
   
   Actually on second through I won't because I'm bad at it and I want to see you with a cute haircut.
   
   Hair salons are staffed by depressed people who didn't know what to do with their lives whose dreams deadened in an oversaturated service industry. They aren't good enough to judge you.
   
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2. 2018-10-14 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #22
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Lanny

   -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 I'll cut your hair for you babe. Actually on second through I won't because I'm bad at it and I want to see you with a cute haircut. Hair salons are staffed by depressed people who didn't know what to do with their lives whose dreams deadened in an oversaturated service industry. They aren't good enough to judge you. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQJOBAEBCAA4FiEEaplk9V8kovCcp8BrznljHEc+lFoFAlvC4LMaHGxhbi5yb2dl cnMuYm9va0BnbWFpbC5jb20ACgkQznljHEc+lForLA/6ArguSdlPVkCdACR2qz9w b3g9uOBITGm7+PskW4ariQxz034ce4BeSv0Hd/zhzPAxPItehPNa8Vog8242Tr1M gL/ucUatoFOJkAErflej0pHpzEcBHYBEgGMqutcnoKpqhG0Z7X6jM6ibjdxZH1vG maN7m0xzEQTJvYPmiBZXZE/hsCUHSKRi2xEc3ZorLUvdQWj+PbgA8ZWyxK+H3tMD FqFi1yWQNDr5zY/Xueo2jbINC8sKql+Z1KC44qjWsLYU54OYdG4akJ81OnS0mldG y6QmcgEtKDpAootZfmUO1E+NFOpcXKeq5J7PqOFZ8tWNsJqFdj9ej5+6U55X8xHv D2jVuhyxVh3IZtXVYubakyjJsdOC+OLbj8iryBpp/a5rGwzqkulQuo6U9iwT1yQD Wr60NVkcG+eFfRVpy0po7StSYTlC1P53GXCxJD5aAEWWiZyULYwpLWIE9IlLHi+t tcUzPoenrCA3dd0i39dWcVdyxwty0XnHx75mHrXdImm8RLP9QJloC04ELDIsuJBV wNKAjMQKOcpK8EIOK+YlycYnj1yTGmTWvsvmDQPmq2wdjs8avq543BWlZIy9EK5+ zyuGwzjd6zDS09BMYABUWQKdFPZW2gstdoSJ4NeVDa56U4nMtm4mzYw5xNDrP72o CgMhnB9wtbTFkdZu42pSDAU= =2SiK -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

   I'll cut your hair for you babe.
   
   Actually on second through I won't because I'm bad at it and I want to see you with a cute haircut.
   
   Hair salons are staffed by depressed people who didn't know what to do with their lives whose dreams deadened in an oversaturated service industry. They aren't good enough to judge you.

   
   Hair salons are staffed by wonderful happy people who knew exactly what they wanted to do with their lives, and that was "make people beautiful". I don't want to let them down by being so ugly that they can't do that for me. Beauticians are the coolest girls and I don't belong anywhere near them.
3. 2018-10-14 at 7:23 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   hair salons are great places to sell xannax
4. 2018-10-14 at 8:03 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 [quote pk=562438 author="HTS"] Hair salons are staffed by wonderful happy people who knew exactly what they wanted to do with their lives, and that was "make people beautiful". I don't want to let them down by being so ugly that they can't do that for me. Beauticians are the coolest girls and I don't belong anywhere near them. [shortcode]frown[/shortcode] [/quote] I'll fucking murder those whore "beauticians" for wounding your self esteem like this. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQJOBAEBCAA4FiEEaplk9V8kovCcp8BrznljHEc+lFoFAlvC+EEaHGxhbi5yb2dl cnMuYm9va0BnbWFpbC5jb20ACgkQznljHEc+lFpcHQ/+Issa49pSa5KJiyYMPXYM 2AxPjeqf0UZojf/oQMvgNIzbu33+M+4LRSdW8CZfqOHrI1Db8uaDdpWaYfA2DXBl ZVSVAZn+3PABp6J+8/VxQ2gzHBRA0ecK7d8TWYtJkvOeO0G/y1it55mnXy6E9mam 0f8SCAOtgMz/F+2SuUTuO7CdYdC/j3yl09n2LNXfSXWBileW40ZlYOEEmtBocIZS PPKz0BNFQSaKh3wD3zIu3lV3kRk0Sj3wDe5f0ZM9udTbjdH2+Y1YCKhtuskYcfol uSdHa8fcv8pCYqu+5Qs4VaN6sSuz40iJTYV68RZQm/G1uNUp/7hOaWmASiAfeqvG pgV6468KqEkiRxzmq16Q1W0IOcxGVSYZuGtO1OXakazjqAI+w9bA6AmaCCqRgKNB 9it30aazWF8O2HCmWuyZLOnxkHdT/ECxhIFF/SudTR2BdBjpAfapFOm5UOQxzqNa jXo7/Pv2m9bglqgsIEdBDQQscz7+ZyYY3+bxZ6zeHa/78KeIoJBwVh/pnqCaIHFZ b7e7q/klpAZ6bpCfmMvdTEnztaMbXqzN7JNUUUbK+mzR0cmWiQrbC19lJG1uUbmL OsJMcW6xXK9MoZFF5M5FWPkF9LCOZW3QnwdE9s0Ojqo5/i9r1CmGhH2Q3GlWAEf5 u+QccDum8qW6dHa7oyrtlN8= =9Hwg -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

   Originally posted by HTS Hair salons are staffed by wonderful happy people who knew exactly what they wanted to do with their lives, and that was "make people beautiful". I don't want to let them down by being so ugly that they can't do that for me. Beauticians are the coolest girls and I don't belong anywhere near them.

   
   I'll fucking murder those whore "beauticians" for wounding your self esteem like this.
   
5. 2018-10-14 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #25
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Lanny

   -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 I'll fucking murder those whore "beauticians" for wounding your self esteem like this. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQJOBAEBCAA4FiEEaplk9V8kovCcp8BrznljHEc+lFoFAlvC+EEaHGxhbi5yb2dl cnMuYm9va0BnbWFpbC5jb20ACgkQznljHEc+lFpcHQ/+Issa49pSa5KJiyYMPXYM 2AxPjeqf0UZojf/oQMvgNIzbu33+M+4LRSdW8CZfqOHrI1Db8uaDdpWaYfA2DXBl ZVSVAZn+3PABp6J+8/VxQ2gzHBRA0ecK7d8TWYtJkvOeO0G/y1it55mnXy6E9mam 0f8SCAOtgMz/F+2SuUTuO7CdYdC/j3yl09n2LNXfSXWBileW40ZlYOEEmtBocIZS PPKz0BNFQSaKh3wD3zIu3lV3kRk0Sj3wDe5f0ZM9udTbjdH2+Y1YCKhtuskYcfol uSdHa8fcv8pCYqu+5Qs4VaN6sSuz40iJTYV68RZQm/G1uNUp/7hOaWmASiAfeqvG pgV6468KqEkiRxzmq16Q1W0IOcxGVSYZuGtO1OXakazjqAI+w9bA6AmaCCqRgKNB 9it30aazWF8O2HCmWuyZLOnxkHdT/ECxhIFF/SudTR2BdBjpAfapFOm5UOQxzqNa jXo7/Pv2m9bglqgsIEdBDQQscz7+ZyYY3+bxZ6zeHa/78KeIoJBwVh/pnqCaIHFZ b7e7q/klpAZ6bpCfmMvdTEnztaMbXqzN7JNUUUbK+mzR0cmWiQrbC19lJG1uUbmL OsJMcW6xXK9MoZFF5M5FWPkF9LCOZW3QnwdE9s0Ojqo5/i9r1CmGhH2Q3GlWAEf5 u+QccDum8qW6dHa7oyrtlN8= =9Hwg -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

   I'll fucking murder those whore "beauticians" for wounding your self esteem like this.

   
   It's not their fault things turned out this way. It's just reality and shit my space nigga.
6. 2018-10-14 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by HTS It's not their fault things turned out this way. It's just reality and shit my space nigga.

   
   yeah too bad you're ugly that sucks
7. 2018-10-14 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 [quote pk=562462 author="HTS"] It's not their fault things turned out this way. It's just reality and shit my space nigga. [/quote] The only "reality and shit" involved is that you're an attractive, intelligent, sexy person who has an excessively low opinion of yourself. But it's OK because I'm here to show you how unique and loved you are. You will bask in your reflected beauty and be blinded by it. You will spit on these wretches of hairstylists. We will ride through the streets in a gilded chariot, Caesar and his Queen. Now come my love, the people await. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQJOBAEBCAA4FiEEaplk9V8kovCcp8BrznljHEc+lFoFAlvC+r4aHGxhbi5yb2dl cnMuYm9va0BnbWFpbC5jb20ACgkQznljHEc+lFrnnRAApTYg2JBet6a7mMYJKlj7 orpnCgft0Tuq2CCaDj+iztoX4A/3m3kUT1DLIoRrPYpb40mtgM1/17VqVaI5I8/p qcSGvUMjT+5YWXfjxF/Nvp3pL2zipLLHsfvScPzk79KD5oHWQKOcpgBcHnOXIInm 1CobLUVlMZdPDpETwjiadpwHNqTaWcvNLq5SMFD/Ks7oKaMCbWj847xzQmsw1s6H 8NzBi5oHeW8xCLITyIxqBmUCi3oG7MwQb401zM6QTaOhoUbKLH2MajzuZU+JWCZl 07V/d1qGqegC10WVSJYR2DOb7un5vbSfTWC58mV8sftSBvWl25izb3xOAv9fV5i7 t5sugHCp4myviMh8otfPwtTpg1whk7Z5F4WyaPT4fECRuHOnD9vO10nhbDdpQ5A+ sLZiYY+fTrSOy8dD1vA7scbG1Ihe5UxW5CSU/Ei3g+suPn3Y1ichsI1oz/4I44MR oqkIerOER5NIgZLZ8wx6pOX9FrOcrP+NzDLBTBz4jtrXcNDEl8bzHblX+kFdh13Z 79oIEBJsesYQbjaym/fsCsKxMe7kyUm+OpXbBgLbALkVFIR36BNqE484hOmVONYd q4EpEmpKyVMoRgUlUi+pZBMT3XjODIH62AshzsjOwHs/bXPo25HVzmy3VnTM0D0S zuWh+dJa4nkMc/N0VoZme5Y= =Vvm0 -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

   Originally posted by HTS It's not their fault things turned out this way. It's just reality and shit my space nigga.

   
   
   
   The only "reality and shit" involved is that you're an attractive, intelligent, sexy person who has an excessively low opinion of yourself. But it's OK because I'm here to show you how unique and loved you are. You will bask in your reflected beauty and be blinded by it. You will spit on these wretches of hairstylists. We will ride through the streets in a gilded chariot, Caesar and his Queen. Now come my love, the people await.
   
8. 2018-10-14 at 8:15 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Lanny The only "reality and shit" involved is that you're an attractive, intelligent, sexy person who has an excessively low opinion of yourself. But it's OK because I'm here to show you how unique and loved you are. You will bask in your reflected beauty and be blinded by it. You will spit on these wretches of hairstylists. We will ride through the streets in a gilded chariot, Caesar and his Queen. Now come my love, the people await.
   
   —BEGIN PGP SANDWICH—

   
   don't lie to a retarded man and call him attractive
9. 2018-10-14 at 8:17 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
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   I hope you like the smell of rotting hairdresser corpses, because you're going to get really familiar with it.
   
10. 2018-10-14 at 8:25 AM UTC

    #30
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah too bad you're ugly that sucks

    
    Pretty much. Could be worse I guess.
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny

    -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 The only "reality and shit" involved is that you're an attractive, intelligent, sexy person who has an excessively low opinion of yourself. But it's OK because I'm here to show you how unique and loved you are. You will bask in your reflected beauty and be blinded by it. You will spit on these wretches of hairstylists. We will ride through the streets in a gilded chariot, Caesar and his Queen. Now come my love, the people await. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQJOBAEBCAA4FiEEaplk9V8kovCcp8BrznljHEc+lFoFAlvC+r4aHGxhbi5yb2dl cnMuYm9va0BnbWFpbC5jb20ACgkQznljHEc+lFrnnRAApTYg2JBet6a7mMYJKlj7 orpnCgft0Tuq2CCaDj+iztoX4A/3m3kUT1DLIoRrPYpb40mtgM1/17VqVaI5I8/p qcSGvUMjT+5YWXfjxF/Nvp3pL2zipLLHsfvScPzk79KD5oHWQKOcpgBcHnOXIInm 1CobLUVlMZdPDpETwjiadpwHNqTaWcvNLq5SMFD/Ks7oKaMCbWj847xzQmsw1s6H 8NzBi5oHeW8xCLITyIxqBmUCi3oG7MwQb401zM6QTaOhoUbKLH2MajzuZU+JWCZl 07V/d1qGqegC10WVSJYR2DOb7un5vbSfTWC58mV8sftSBvWl25izb3xOAv9fV5i7 t5sugHCp4myviMh8otfPwtTpg1whk7Z5F4WyaPT4fECRuHOnD9vO10nhbDdpQ5A+ sLZiYY+fTrSOy8dD1vA7scbG1Ihe5UxW5CSU/Ei3g+suPn3Y1ichsI1oz/4I44MR oqkIerOER5NIgZLZ8wx6pOX9FrOcrP+NzDLBTBz4jtrXcNDEl8bzHblX+kFdh13Z 79oIEBJsesYQbjaym/fsCsKxMe7kyUm+OpXbBgLbALkVFIR36BNqE484hOmVONYd q4EpEmpKyVMoRgUlUi+pZBMT3XjODIH62AshzsjOwHs/bXPo25HVzmy3VnTM0D0S zuWh+dJa4nkMc/N0VoZme5Y= =Vvm0 -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

    The only "reality and shit" involved is that you're an attractive, intelligent, sexy person who has an excessively low opinion of yourself. But it's OK because I'm here to show you how unique and loved you are. You will bask in your reflected beauty and be blinded by it. You will spit on these wretches of hairstylists. We will ride through the streets in a gilded chariot, Caesar and his Queen. Now come my love, the people await.

    
    Ha.