Is it just me, or is life total bullshit?

1. 2018-10-12 at 9:15 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Today when I was buying my mega-millions ticket worth over $500 million dollars, I was thinkng...Why couldn't that all just be mine? Seriously, why not? Out of every single person who bought a ticket for tonights drawing, I need it the most. I've been fantasizing about it my whole fuckin life ever since I was 16...but sadly its just gonna get flushed down the toilet by getting claimed by a stupid work pool, or some random fuckface instead of ME, who both needs and deserves to win it the fuckin most...
   
   
   ...but, who knows, it ain't been drawn yet. and i could still win lmao. that would be funny if actually did.
2. 2018-10-12 at 9:18 AM UTC

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   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Item 9 Out of every single person who bought a ticket for tonights drawing, I need it the most.

   
   How sure are you of this??
3. 2018-10-12 at 10:36 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Item 9 Today when I was buying my mega-millions ticket worth over $500 million dollars, I was thinkng…Why couldn't that all just be mine? Seriously, why not? Out of every single person who bought a ticket for tonights drawing, I need it the most. I've been fantasizing about it my whole fuckin life ever since I was 16…but sadly its just gonna get flushed down the toilet by getting claimed by a stupid work pool, or some random fuckface instead of ME, who both needs and deserves to win it the fuckin most…
   
   
   …but, who knows, it ain't been drawn yet. and i could still win lmao. that would be funny if actually did.

   
   What makes you so deserving?
4. 2018-10-12 at 10:40 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   It’s not you! Life is total bullshit. So take your shit dinner and eat it💩
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Item 9
5. 2018-10-12 at 10:57 AM UTC

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   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-10-12 at 12:20 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   It is a bit, yeah.
7. 2018-10-12 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   OP has probably been fantising bout getting laid, as well