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  1. When I was in high school I had this girlfriend I used to stay with all the time when shit got rough at home. I pretty much lived with her. A few years after we got out of high school we went our separate ways and unfortunately lost touch. She moved away and I haven’t seen her in years.

    Last week I was driving and I got this strange urge to drive by her old house so I did. I just sorta sat there looking at the house (like a fucking creeper) and thinking about life back then and wondering how she was, wishing I could talk to her.

    I randomly ran into her tonight at the grocery store and she breaks down and tells me she’s living in a hotel and has been dealing with a heroin addiction over the years and two hours later she’s sitting at my house like we never even skipped a beat. I’m probably overthinking this tiny little coincidence but man life works in weird fucking ways you feel me.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    penises
  3. Originally posted by DontTellEm That's ridiculous to me. Like completely out of bounds, eating bananas in the desert without a drop of water unreal to me.

    HURR DURR ths styorty that allegedy haoppened 9000000 yares agop doesn't sdoung rteral;iostioc tyop me hurr durr.


    UI wobnfert fuidf ity reakliky jhapopen>:>?>?>?>
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol @ Cool sculpting.

    Dang! U been on some crazy ass shit for SO long..😇

    Damn. DAMN!

    "Why can't u be happy with yourself?? U don't like something go out & change it."
    Smh. Laugh out Loud.
    Why didn't I think of that...wow. Ur a genius.
  5. Originally posted by ohfralala When I was in high school I had this girlfriend I used to stay with all the time when shit got rough at home. I pretty much lived with her. A few years after we got out of high school we went our separate ways and unfortunately lost touch. She moved away and I haven’t seen her in years.

    Last week I was driving and I got this strange urge to drive by her old house so I did. I just sorta sat there looking at the house (like a fucking creeper) and thinking about life back then and wondering how she was, wishing I could talk to her.

    I randomly ran into her tonight at the grocery store and she breaks down and tells me she’s living in a hotel and has been dealing with a heroin addiction over the years and two hours later she’s sitting at my house like we never even skipped a beat. I’m probably overthinking this tiny little coincidence but man life works in weird fucking ways you feel me.

    Girls can't be creepers.

    Every guy ever wants to stick his tongue up that tiny, creepy vagina.
  6. Oh TRUST me. I can be a creeper.
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Buying me another new friend.

  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    haha I'd drop him into a pot of boiling water, slowly. poor guy, I'd say. Poor wittle turtle. I like tutles !
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Why does everything make u sick/nauseous?

    I don't know, but if I spent life trying to figure it out or try new things ... I'd always be sick. :/
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why does everything make u sick/nauseous?

    I don't know, but if I spent life trying to figure it out or try new things … I'd always be sick. :/

    You ARE sick. You have the same syndrome that Jill has. The 'too sick to know it' syndrome. I don't know what to tell you because it's like trying to tell a retard they're a retard. They don't know what that word even means they just smile and say hahahahahaha ok and then hand you a ball of yarn and want you to throw it.
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    What about you tho? What do u think is wrong w u?
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What about you tho? What do u think is wrong w u?

    I have high expectations for myself, because I know I've met them, and when I can't, I get very frustrated with myself. When you know you're awesome but you can't be awesome, it hurts. That's probably my biggest struggle. That's being real with you.
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope I never get to a point where I think nothing is wrong with me.
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  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I have high expectations for myself, because I know I've met them, and when I can't, I get very frustrated with myself. When you know you're awesome but you can't be awesome, it hurts. That's probably my biggest struggle. That's being real with you.

    Why can't u be awesome?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why can't u be awesome?

    I can be. My standard is high; I just told you that.
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    U said it hurts when U can't be...& U seem hurt to me.
  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Sniffing lines of booger sugar and smoking a Cohiba Behike cigar wearing just a top hat and a Hawaiian shirt.
  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I shouldn't be drinking
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U said it hurts when U can't be…& U seem hurt to me.

    is that aline from a song or something?
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