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  1. 2018-10-09 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    When I walk by people I tend to look at their mid sections because its usually the largest area on their body and stands out.

    What are the social consequences?
  2. 2018-10-09 at 7:41 PM UTC
    #2
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    What does it mean if I don't really feel anger and don't really feel humor?

    I never really get mad and I fake laughing. I understand jokes and whatnot, but I don't truely laugh, I fake.

    What does this all mean?
  3. 2018-10-09 at 8:19 PM UTC
    #3
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I can't make heads or tails of your posts.
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  4. 2018-10-09 at 8:37 PM UTC
    #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien When I walk by people I tend to look at their mid sections because its usually the largest area on their body and stands out.

    What are the social consequences?

    probably they will think that you're a weirdo for staring at their belly. But I also do that kind of thing with peoples teeth. nothing ever happens.

    I get accused by women of staring at their tits when I'm not and am actually thinking about something staring away from them, they always say something cringey like "the conversation is up here, not down there" and I will be like "now I am staring at your tits bitch"
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  5. 2018-10-09 at 9:31 PM UTC
    #5
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably they will think that you're a weirdo for staring at their belly. But I also do that kind of thing with peoples teeth. nothing ever happens.

    I get accused by women of staring at their tits when I'm not and am actually thinking about something staring away from them, they always say something cringey like "the conversation is up here, not down there" and I will be like "now I am staring at your tits bitch"

    Yeah, but people like you. Maybe I need to look right above their mid sections.
  6. 2018-10-09 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Yeah, but people like you. Maybe I need to look right above their mid sections.

    You should get those contact lenses that make your eyes look all wonky so you can just look wherever the fuck you want and the people will never know, plus they'll feel sorry for you for having weird eyes and maybe be more inclined to be your friend or give you a blowie
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  7. 2018-10-09 at 9:54 PM UTC
    #7
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You should get those contact lenses that make your eyes look all wonky so you can just look wherever the fuck you want and the people will never know, plus they'll feel sorry for you for having weird eyes and maybe be more inclined to be your friend or give you a blowie

    Should I also wear a hat? Like one of those ones that has the little spinner on the top of it?
  8. 2018-10-09 at 10:03 PM UTC
    #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe
  9. 2018-10-09 at 10:22 PM UTC
    #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ You should get those contact lenses that make your eyes look all wonky so you can just look wherever the fuck you want and the people will never know, plus they'll feel sorry for you for having weird eyes and maybe be more inclined to be your friend or give you a blowie

    I now understand why paedophiles wear those goofy goggles
  10. 2018-10-09 at 10:25 PM UTC
    #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Literally stare rape, you pig!
  11. 2018-10-09 at 10:46 PM UTC
    #11
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien What does it mean if I don't really feel anger and don't really feel humor?

    I never really get mad and I fake laughing. I understand jokes and whatnot, but I don't truely laugh, I fake.

    What does this all mean?

    Alexithymia
    asbergers

    I highly doubt there is a clinical phsycologist in this community to diagnose you though.
  12. 2018-10-09 at 10:47 PM UTC
    #12
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    How old are you?
  13. 2018-10-09 at 10:52 PM UTC
    #13
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    How old are you?
  14. 2018-10-10 at 12:15 AM UTC
    #14
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    30's
    30's
  15. 2018-10-10 at 12:30 AM UTC
    #15
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    SBT - Are you a virgin?
  16. 2018-10-10 at 9:38 PM UTC
    #16
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mewsik SBT - Are you a virgin?

    No. Of course not. Anyone who is a virgin past age 20 need to get an escort.
  17. 2018-10-10 at 10:24 PM UTC
    #17
    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SBTlauien No. Of course not. Anyone who is a virgin past age 20 need to get an escort.

    I want to start a business doing this in some third world country.

    The complete "Girl Friend Experience" complete with counselling and dating tips.

    I think many parents of nerds/neets would pay for this if they thought it would help their son become better with girls.
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