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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    https://www.wcpo.com/news/crime/cincinnati-man-charged-with-7th-ovi
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    looks like an old fonaplats tbhfam

    I'm over half way there. Onward ho!

    actually i haven't drove drunk in over 7 tyears


    actually that's a lie I did it a few times a few years ago from my house to mcdonalds a few blocks away I have to admit it, I did it, and I got to know the drive thru guy and I'd always tip him a dollar to make sure my fries were extra crispy hehe but he was cool

    but other than that it's been like 7 years or so

    Just tonight I went out downtown to play trivia with my friend and (JESUS CHRIST IM TALKING LIKE KRAWZ) and we wne to this little old irish bar and got all tuned up and we were gonna drive home and she started hiccuping and she has never had a dui or whatever and I'm always usually like I don't even think about it just whatever but she hiccuped and seemed really drunk and I was like, NO. NO. We can't do this I can't let you drive; I was trying to be responsible. But then we talked for a minute and I was like 'ah whatever fine I'll just pay attention to what you're doing and make sure you don't fuck it up"

    which is retarded cuz I was just as drunk

    but at the same time it was all good and she literally drove just fine and there were no problems and this makes me want to bump my old DUI thread but I wont but

    it really is true that you can pretty much drive just fine, IN MY OPINION, probably to a 0.25 bac level, logically. It's not like when you get really drunk you just sudddenly drive all crazy and wacky ;like some typa cartoon.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ to a 0.25 bac level

    lol wat
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra lol wat

    What? 🙄
  5. #5
    These days if I decide to drink and drive I always take the bike, that way I'm only putting myself in danger
  6. #6
    Originally posted by JÏ…icebox These days if I decide to drink and drive I always take the bike, that way I'm only putting myself in danger

    as if your bike floats in another dimension where theres only you and your bike and no other road users around.
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol wat

    Just under 3x the legal limit 👌
  8. #8
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as if your bike floats in another dimension where theres only you and your bike and no other road users around.

    It does, it floats in the dimension of FUCK YOU AND DIE
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    Also, I haven't done than in a long time
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never got a bike dui but I did get "pulled over" on my bike once at like 2am for not having a front and back light. Of course I had a bench warrant for unpaid fines so I went to jail. Of course I was also like half a block from home. Of course it was probably better to get the warrant over with anyway. A horse is a horse.
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