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its so nice being a white male

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    I can drink beer and invade third world countries for my senior leadership project and its totally kosher
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
  3. #3
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    up the punx
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    Originally posted by Ghost

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    NOT EVEN COOKING ANARCHO PIE?!

    MUSHROOMS???

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeT5b8hC2w
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's it My next life im coming back as a striaght white cis male.
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee That's it My next life im coming back as a striaght white cis male.

    LOL WOMEN AND MINORITIES ARE CANCELLED
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Being a hot chic is where it’s at.

    That’s the last life you get before eternal heaven
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Being a hot chic is where it’s at.

    That’s the last life you get before eternal heaven

    First life must be being a goat in a middle eastern country...lol
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Being a hot chic is where it’s at.

    That’s the last life you get before eternal heaven

    is eternal heaven having an abortion forever and ever?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost

    thats op in a nutshell, he makes out with men to be a "sarcastic bisexual". You can only imagine all the gutter punk scuzzy dicks he's suck offed. He might be homeless but hey... i guess he still gets laid..
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats op in a nutshell, he makes out with men to be a "sarcastic bisexual". You can only imagine all the gutter punk scuzzy dicks he's suck offed. He might be homeless but hey… i guess he still gets laid..

    you are still jerking off to fantasies of me, at what point can I make the jedis clamp down on your nutsack on the basis of copyright infringement?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    God forbid I ever become a minority. I'm barely making it as a white man, and I don't come from a poor family either. I would be willing to sell out my kind if I had a good reason or a substantial bribe.
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Zanick God forbid I ever become a minority. I'm barely making it as a white man, and I don't come from a poor family either. I would be willing to sell out my kind if I had a good reason or a substantial bribe.

    lol as if you really have people to sell out

    honestly we're all mercenaries
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm an attractive white male and I'm still a horrible fuck up. If I was uglier and worse at acting like I didn't do things I obviously did my life would be so much harder. My childhood was nigger tier but things have turned out pretty well all things considered
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Oh, that's a good point. I didn't consider that I'm handsome, I can't imagine life without that.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    OT.. It's probably kept me from being a suspect in some of the shit I've done, back in the day...👍
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    fucking white ass niggers slavery never went far enough honestly you fucking reddit fags are first on the list don't think I'm not santa claus
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Er’body hatin on rich white dudes sending their kids to prep school and Harvard or Yale

    Isn’t the idea of America to get to the point that you can do that shit for your kids?

    “I’m extremely rich and successful,but I’m making my kids go to public school and community college,just on principle”

    Said no one ever. Ya think will Smith’s kids are goin to Martin Luther king elementary?

    😂
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Er’body hatin on rich white dudes sending their kids to prep school and Harvard or Yale

    Isn’t the idea of America to get to the point that you can do that shit for your kids?

    “I’m extremely rich and successful,but I’m making my kids go to public school and community college,just on principle”

    Said no one ever. Ya think will Smith’s kids are goin to Martin Luther king elementary?

    😂

    im pretty sure the american dream is to be a broke ass mother fucker in the middle nowhere inventing cold fusion at the age of 11 and having the CIA napalm everyone in your family in broad daylight
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