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Sex scenes in movies

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've heard in some cases the actors actually just have sex (wanna say I heard this to be true with Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry) in that one movie, monster or something.

    Of course that can't be the case too often so during pretend sex I've heard that the guy has to put his dick in a little sleeve that is strapped to his leg so if he gets a bone it just stays tucked in over there.

    I don't know the specific INS and OUTS of it though. I just know that a boner sleeve would've been handy for me in Jr high / high school.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Pull it up and tuck it under you waistband and no one will know. Just don’t lift up your shirt or people will see your dickhead poking out.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ajax Pull it up and tuck it under you waistband and no one will know. Just don’t lift up your shirt or people will see your dickhead poking out.

    What if it's not long enough?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I've heard that too. Those loose hollyweird celebrities.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ajax Pull it up and tuck it under you waistband and no one will know. Just don’t lift up your shirt or people will see your dickhead poking out.

    Not advised if you desperately need to pee



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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Not advised if you desperately need to pee



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    Thats what the camelbak is for
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by mmQ What if it's not long enough?

    Sag your britches and show them bitches

    Originally posted by NARCassist Not advised if you desperately need to pee



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    Outside of morning wood, do you typically get a boner when you desperately need to pee?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The shower sex scene was real in American history x too

    Movie sex is always so short and full of fake passion, like who the fuck would be satisfied with that? There's like 3 thrusts and then the guy rolls over and the girl is like "wow omg I can't believe that just happened" and it was so obviously the worst sex ever. I literally can't think of a non pornographic movie with a good realistic sex scene. 50 shades of gay maybe just because the sex was a foundation for their relationship so they put more effort into it.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sudo The shower sex scene was real in American history x too

    Movie sex is always so short and full of fake passion, like who the fuck would be satisfied with that? There's like 3 thrusts and then the guy rolls over and the girl is like "wow omg I can't believe that just happened" and it was so obviously the worst sex ever. I literally can't think of a non pornographic movie with a good realistic sex scene. 50 shades of gay maybe just because the sex was a foundation for their relationship so they put more effort into it.

    Err, porn isn’t real. It’s fantasy, and that’s the point of it. If you expect all of your sex to be like porn, then you will disappointed more often than not.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    At least usually in movies where there is romance/sex/whatever the people are pretty so i guess that would off-set the awkwardness of banging while two dozen people are watching you from all angles with 17 cameras.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Always makes me lol when they're full on fucking and she still got a bra on.

    I mean I'm not saying people can't fuck with the chick wearing a bra. But if your in bed and having a full on fuckfest then that bra is gonna be one of the first things coming off, ya get me FAM.



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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by mmQ I've heard in some cases the actors actually just have sex (wanna say I heard this to be true with Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry) in that one movie, monster or something.

    Of course that can't be the case too often so during pretend sex I've heard that the guy has to put his dick in a little sleeve that is strapped to his leg so if he gets a bone it just stays tucked in over there.

    I don't know the specific INS and OUTS of it though. I just know that a boner sleeve would've been handy for me in Jr high / high school.

    Yeah, the motion of the school bus gave me a raging boner every day.. The hotties on the bus helped too...
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist Always makes me lol when they're full on fucking and she still got a bra on.

    I mean I'm not saying people can't fuck with the chick wearing a bra. But if your in bed and having a full on fuckfest then that bra is gonna be one of the first things coming off, ya get me FAM.



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    Me and this girl once broke into a construction trailer and then we fucked, it was fucking freezing though so we had as much clothes as possible on. Lmao.
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    Originally posted by Sudo The shower sex scene was real in American history x too

    why are you in possession of knowledge like this ?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Always makes me lol when they're full on fucking and she still got a bra on.

    I mean I'm not saying people can't fuck with the chick wearing a bra. But if your in bed and having a full on fuckfest then that bra is gonna be one of the first things coming off, ya get me FAM.



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    Maybe her boobies are sore/tender??
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Maybe her boobies are sore/tender??

    Is that really likely tho? And you see it in so many scenes. Obvs they're doing it so they don't show tits, but just being more creative with the camera angle would make it more realistic. Its just so noticeable, as a guy it is anyway, lol.



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