2015-09-26 at 8:58 PM UTC
I hoped you used a proxy cause that's an IP grabber script meant for Dumpster Slut, lol.
2015-09-26 at 9:30 PM UTC
Ok here's my biggest life accomplishment: I've never been convicted of a felony
2015-09-26 at 9:50 PM UTC
I been using cyberghost while at home, but when I'm at friends houses sometimes I just use their internet raw. I can trust Lanny with IP's, I feel.
Also, I been charged with a few felonies. Only pled down on one, that was the one that I had a public defender for. Get a good lawyer on retainer, kids, you will thank me later.
2015-09-27 at 2:21 AM UTC
I got a high school diploma :)
2015-09-27 at 6:26 AM UTC
Since we're on the topic of trusting lanny with your IPs it's worth restating the official policy: I will never give up a poster's IP until legally compelled to. I will fight any legal mandate to turn over any non-public records (like if you post your name and shit that's public niggas, LEO isn't even going to ask me) in so far as I can (I have a little cash taken out of my pay check each month for an aggregate legal service type thing where I get a lawyer once I land in legal shit which isn't great but better than sending joe programmer(me) into a court room) but I can be put under a gag order and compelled to turn over records under threat of imprisonment. I sure as shit don't want to rat anyone out but I won't be going to jail for yall niggas and my host will probably be giving up my records before it comes to that point anyway.
So the point here is I'm not selling any info to third parties or LEO without a fight but if you're posting something that could land you in jail (protip: no one filing a subpoena gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about petty crime or drug use, I post about being fucked up every other day from my unproxied home connection) you really should proxy up and post as an alt and take any other precautions that make sense. I'm not blocking tor, I'm not blocking proxies, I'm not banning anyone for being an alt, you have to tools you need to cover your ass if your freedom depends on it (and obviously it does not for most of us). When it comes to your legal safety you really shouldn't trust me or any other web host, not because we're all out to get you but because US law permits our records to be taken without our consent and even with precautions in place, the state can compel us to give up evidence against you on threat of jail time.
Aaaanyway, if we're talking accomplishments, I wrote a novel algorithm for constructing adjustable polygon meshes from contiguous voxel-sets with applications in biomedical imaging and published a short paper on it. It's a minor improvement from the former state of the art in a small subfield but it's actually one of the few things I've ever done and felt proud of, advancing the edge of human knowledge even if by some tiny portion.
2015-09-27 at 8:44 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
When I was four I pulled the fire alarm at the YMCA. The building was evacuated, displacing a few dozen people who had to shiver in the snowy parking lot as police and firemen fumbled to reset whatever mechanism had noised its alarm. It took about a half-hour altogether, maybe an hour if you think about taxpayer funded payroll for the emergency response teams who thought people might die. I was pretty excited to see the the badges and one of them shook my hand.
When I was eight I became a Cub Scout and later that year we had a meeting for which the leaders had organized a Native American powwow (hosted by a group our scoutmaster alleged to be authentic tribal descendants) in the presentation room of the Lutheran church where we held meetings. We all sat around the perimeter of the room to give them room for dancing and sparring. During the rain dance, I saw a synthetic feather dangling from the fringe of an animal skin that looked like it might be about to come loose from the dancer, so I tried to grab it. The chief saw me watching it and grabbed my hand before I touched it and he told me I had disrespected his heritage and the sacred traditions of an entire culture. That sort of shit used to get your face on paper money.
Lately I find my existence is most impactful in the form of littering out my car window.
2015-09-27 at 5:27 PM UTC
ok I changed my mind, you're alright zanick
2015-09-28 at 8:40 PM UTC
ive actually accomplished quite a bit, according to the normie faggot standards of the general population
in my own mind, not so much
