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Today is my birthday πŸ™„

  1. #1
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    And guess what? Since it’s on the worst day of the week, I’m going to spend a whole day/night stay at a hotel, turn my fone off and lay in bed all dai drinking jack daniels. Naked. No gf, no strippers, no frens pretending to care, nothing. Please don’t wish me a happy birthday. Remind yourself that you, yes you, never cared in the first place.
    Fuck off πŸ–•πŸ½ Happy birthday to me. Me

    Me

    Me

    Me

    Me

    Me.

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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Hbd jedi darell
  3. #3
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Happy birthday
  4. #4
    Mine is on Friday. I wish I didn't have a bunch of idiots pretending to care

    Anyone know a good place to get a nice escort now that backpage is gone?
  5. #5
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Just for you on your special day:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRqkTVOovPQ&t=10s
  6. #6
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Wishing you many more birthdays, D ! πŸ’–
    πŸŽ‚ πŸŽ‰ 🍨



  7. #7
    Originally posted by CandyRein Wishing you many more birthdays, D ! πŸ’–
    πŸŽ‚ πŸŽ‰ 🍨




    Fuck you, I don't want any more birthdays. Make this one my last.
  8. #8
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Fuck You hon, it’s not for you

    But happy β€œearly” birthday since you want some shine πŸ˜‰
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    DJ Bobo. Hahaha. That dude is a legend. His music is shit but he puts on a spetacle.
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  10. #10
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Agreed lol
  11. #11
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Eurotrash at its finest.

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  12. #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Happy Birthday
  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If you were risir you'd be dead right now
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  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by JΟ…icebox Mine is on Friday. I wish I didn't have a bunch of idiots pretending to care

    Anyone know a good place to get a nice escort now that backpage is gone?

    Leolist is the backpage replacement.
  15. #15
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My birthday was exactly a month ago (plus one day). Zero fucks were given.

    Birthdays are just a way of counting down until our inevitable demise.

    :(
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Leolist is the backpage replacement.

    Actually that might just be a local (Canadian) site, come to think of it.

    Anyone else know a globally available equivalent?
  17. #17
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks everyone. I'd post a naked pic to show how cerious I am butv what's the whole propaganda of that haha
  18. #18
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    😘 bye
  19. #19
    CandyRein Black Hole
    😘
    Hope it was a good birthday, D πŸ™‚
  20. #20
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    think of all the children who died while you were eating cake
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