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fuck the mushrooms! I'm starting a god damn Hemp growing adventure

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    HEMP,, hi in cbd's and low in thc sells for good $$$ if you get the oil out of the buds they sell for $3000 to $5000 a pound,, it takes about 3 to 5 lbs of bud to get a pound of oil...

    anyone else growin hemp yet?
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That equation is wrong in my experience. I'd estimate a 10:1 ratio under good conditions.

    How are you going to extract it properly?
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    Why not just grow outdoor weed and make BHO or edibles from that?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by RisiR † That equation is wrong in my experience. I'd estimate a 10:1 ratio under good conditions.

    How are you going to extract it properly?

    how did you come to that estimate?

    and I dont have an extraction plan yet but we do have a Co. buying and extracting oil here in the state

    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm Why not just grow outdoor weed and make BHO or edibles from that?

    cuz they only allow 2 mature plants at a time here and the gov is still trying to figure out how to open the state up to recreational sales and growing, but hemp is wide open and it gets my foot in the door for when they open up to recreational sales and growing for dispensary
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by POLECAT gets my foot in the door for when they open up to recreational sales and growing for dispensary

    I feel like the whole cannabis industry is going be insanely competitive. Not only will people start growing for personal use but massive corporate growers are going to start up. Industrial scale shit along with everyone and their grandma thinking they're going to get rich.
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You should just buy a used push lawnmower from the pawn shop Poley, cut grass around the hood. Too many people with money are way ahead of you.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Damn,Mike!

    Frustration?

    What triggered you?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Have sex with the disfigured exclusively from now on
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by POLECAT how did you come to that estimate?

    Experience.
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by RisiR † How are you going to extract it properly?

    Just off the top of my head from lab experience:
    Cryomilling of bulk plant matter > Homogenize milled plant matter in liquid solvent several times > enhancement/Aliquot > Distill/Evaporate > ??? > Profit!!

    Yeah, okay, it's not exactly cost effective but it's a more refined and professional than whatever smelly faggot hippy technique most folk are doing. I suppose you could use butane if it's cheaper than say ethanol, methanol, isopropyl alcohol, ethyl acetate, etc... But I don't know how much more effective butane would be compared with those.
    I also found some books that you might find interesting:
    http://b-ok.xyz/book/676090/9f3778
    http://b-ok.xyz/book/543003/5b2ba3

    Going a bit off-topic; Speaking of acetate:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC-O-acetate
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Nil I feel like the whole cannabis industry is going be insanely competitive. Not only will people start growing for personal use but massive corporate growers are going to start up. Industrial scale shit along with everyone and their grandma thinking they're going to get rich.

    it will be,, but we have a few years before it goes down and if a crazy fucker gets off his ass and goes big fast he may have 3 to 5 years to get ahead before the market flops dew to over growing the product.

    I'm hunting farmers with land that are willing to grow 1000 plants each on a 50/50 situation with me providing starts and half the labor,, if I can get 5000 to 10000 plants in the ground I should be able to get a grant from the state of VT to purchase an extraction unit then instead of getting 100 a lb for the bud i'll get over 700 a lb by extracting and selling the oil's myself.

    2500 lbs of dried cbd buds will bring $300000 but if you have the $315000.00 extraction unit itl turn the 300000 into 1,500,000.00,, thats 5 times the $$$ for the investment
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb
    Too many people with money are way ahead of you.

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    If a mule pulling a cane press around and around in a circle can squish out enough syrup for my pancakes then why can't .... hmmmm......drawing board.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    That sounds dope as fuck yo
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    they gonna call me da weed man again
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    Just grow it indoors if it's illegal. They use big lights for it. It's like the only crop that's worth using electricity to grow.

    Why can't you grow both weed and mushrooms? And some chickens for eggs maybe. And geese and turkeys for Christmas.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its legal tho,, and the geese are on the beaver pond and the turkeys are on the side of the road every morning,, fuk the mushrooms,, they done pissed me the fuck off,, weed never did that
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by POLECAT its legal tho,, and the geese are on the beaver pond and the turkeys are on the side of the road every morning,, fuk the mushrooms,, they done pissed me the fuck off,, weed never did that

    awwww,,,poley, I dont believe I have ever seen you lose patience with anything...would it help you counted to ten, slowly while breathing deeply in and out? I just feel your pain and don't like seeing you like this.....
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Why can't you grow both weed and mushrooms? And some chickens for eggs maybe. And geese and turkeys for Christmas.

    That just sounds so charming.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by cupocheer awwww,,,poley, I dont believe I have ever seen you lose patience with anything…would it help you counted to ten, slowly while breathing deeply in and out? I just feel your pain and don't like seeing you like this…..

    I laughed at every challenge those god damn mushrooms threw at me but when you add the challenge of trying to get the chefs lined up along with mushrooms that want to be ready on the wrong day and the truck blowin up and the heat killin 5 weeks of substrait and eatin chicken and god damn RICE every god damn night for 99 days it starts to get hard to laugh at..

    we did break even tho.. but HEMP is POT and me n POT have been workin together for over 45 years
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