Make America Great Again

1. 2016-02-04 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #1
   President Donald J. Trump Yung Blood
   This website is full of some real great guys. The guy who runs it, Lanny, is an old friend. Great guy, really terrific. We have worked on a lot of deals and he comes through every time. Now listen, we got a lot of problems. YUGE PROBLEMS! But don't you worry America because I am going to get this country back on track. I'm going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. I dont care if they like it or not, they have been abusing us for a long time and I am going to get this done. Its going to get done! Now my polls are great, no one is polling better than Trump. You see Jeb over there spending millions of dollars, dollars he got from his dad and from his dads friends, on ad after ad. Meanwhile I don't spend even a million and the media cant get off of me! All publicity is good publicity am I right?
   
   Its time to get politicians out of politics. Lets get our country back and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I love you all, you guys are tremendous.
2. 2016-02-05 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   Who ever wrote this really has the voice down pat.
   
   Also I volunteered to statistical work for your campaign in exchange for money you fucking sleaze bag. Why didn't you offer me a job?
3. 2016-02-05 at 2:14 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   If i were an American you'd have my vote sir.
4. 2016-02-05 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   If i were an American you'd have my vote sir.

   
   I wouldn't go that far.
   
   I'd probably break my own fucking fingers before I voted for Hilary, so Trump gets my vote if it's those two, but people here are really getting sick of having to pick between which shitty candidate is the least shitty
5. 2016-02-05 at 6:26 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^you idiots are delusional trump isn't even a real candidate anymore.
6. 2016-02-05 at 6:50 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   If i were an American you'd have my vote sir.

   
   But you're not. So shut your little cute hole.
7. 2016-02-05 at 7:03 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I can't tell if these republican candidate joke accounts are making fun of the candidates or serious. Leaning towards making fun of them, but it's hard to tell sometimes.
8. 2016-02-05 at 12:52 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   ^you idiots are delusional trump isn't even a real candidate anymore.

   
   You've been watching too much television.
9. 2016-02-05 at 3:19 PM UTC

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   Suicidal Fish Houston

   I wouldn't go that far.
   
   I'd probably break my own fucking fingers before I voted for Hilary, so Trump gets my vote if it's those two, but people here are really getting sick of having to pick between which shitty candidate is the least shitty

   
   This is the same in every country, just do what I do and not give a fuck.
10. 2016-02-05 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^you idiots are delusional trump isn't even a real candidate anymore.

    
    How so? He is still running, his platform is still great. What makes him a fake candidate? And if you say its because he didnt come first in iowa then you are a fucking tard.
11. 2016-02-05 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    ^you idiots are delusional trump isn't even a real candidate anymore.

    
    He's number one in all the polls. He has the republican party by the balls because, if he runs independent, they lose the election. He also won every republican debate he was part of.
    
    I mean, he also has way more media time than any other politician.