Getting a tattoo with incorrect medical data to troll first responders

1. 2018-09-28 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #1
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   I can't see any possible downsides to this.
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2. 2018-09-28 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ecto the plasm Houston
   "Requires large amounts of opiates"
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3. 2018-09-28 at 6:12 AM UTC

   #3
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Imagine if there were complications but you lived, may be able to cash in.
4. 2018-09-28 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Get tattoos of a bunch of stich marks all over, if you ever get surgery...
5. 2018-09-28 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Ecto the plasm "Requires large amounts of opiates"

   
   "feed me heroin" engraved on the back of one of those medic bracelets
6. 2018-09-28 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #6
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Item 9 Get tattoos of a bunch of stich marks all over, if you ever get surgery…

   
   Woulda thanked if you spelled stitch right, fuckin snitch.
7. 2018-09-28 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #7
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. Smh
   
   My ex got black roses on his forearm after we broke up. :/
8. 2018-09-28 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Woulda thanked if you spelled stitch right, fuckin snitch.

   
   was gonna edit, but not now 🖕
9. 2018-09-28 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #9
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   REQUIRES GIVING ME A RIMJOB FOR FOUR HOURS HURRRRRRRR
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10. 2018-09-28 at 6:19 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Item 9 was gonna edit, but not now 🖕

    
    You're smarter than me actor let's buy more trucks and you send them to me via phone screen saver like last time??
11. 2018-09-28 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ REQUIRES GIVING ME A RIMJOB FOR FOUR HOURS HURRRRRRRR

    
    If you can do better...
12. 2018-09-28 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That would be a horrid tattoo.
13. 2018-09-28 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Ecto the plasm Houston
    "Allergic to everything except Desoxyn"
14. 2018-10-03 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "Give CPR with vagina"
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15. 2018-10-03 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #15
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lmfao @ this thread
16. 2019-05-19 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bump
17. 2019-05-19 at 11:23 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Jυicebox "Give CPR with vagina"

    
    How’s that work😁?
18. 2019-05-19 at 11:25 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    More like “stick dick in throat to open airway”😜
19. 2019-05-19 at 11:42 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't know what I was thinking at the time, it was a while ago
    
    Maybe it was supposed to wake me up lol
    
    

    Show spoiler
20. 2019-05-19 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist More like “stick dick in throat to open airway”😜

    
    Funnily enough, that's the same joke someone made IRL when I said my throat was still sore from my hospital visit at the beginning of the year and couldn't remember why
    
    I'm guessing I had to be intubated but it could've just been stimulant-induced throat swelling