Living in a mental hospital to avoid paying rent

1. 2018-09-27 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   Ecto the plasm Houston
   What do you think of this idea? It's better than going to jail since you don't get a record and they have free food and wifi.
   
   I'm just gonna walk into a hospital and tell them I've been poisoned by the invisible man and await my stay in hotel crazyfornia
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • trippymindfuk
2. 2018-09-27 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wow that is shit tier food. In jell we got ice cream on Sundays and peanut butter frosting donuts on Mondays.
   
   I guess what I'm saying is go to jelle instead lil bromo (not that I know what that word MEANS)
3. 2018-09-27 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   Ecto the plasm Houston

   Originally posted by DietPiano Wow that is shit tier food. In jell we got ice cream on Sundays and peanut butter frosting donuts on Mondays.
   
   I guess what I'm saying is go to jelle instead lil bromo (not that I know what that word MEANS)

   
   It's better than nothing?
   
   You got your steamed vegetables, dry roast beef and watery gravy and a nice stale bun on the side in case you wanna make a sandwich.
   
   Also there's usually a bunch of stuff next to the fridge like peanut butter, jam, bread and crackers. There's coffee and tea and milk and juice in the fridge.
   
   You get 3 hots and a cot at no cost.
4. 2018-09-27 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I went to a hospital and told them I was suicidal just because I was hungry and homeless. By how much food I ate they quickly realized I wasn't and got me a cab to a homeless shelter
   
   Win/win
5. 2018-09-27 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   The problem isn't getting in, it's getting out, or getting off for some guys.
6. 2018-09-27 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Ecto the plasm Houston

   Originally posted by esbity The problem isn't getting in, it's getting out.

   
   This is true for most living situations though.