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An open letter to God.
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2016-09-04 at 4:27 AM UTCI obviously don't know who or what you are. But please... PLEASE... send me back in time to my first day of high school. I know this is such a lowly wish to someone of your knowledge and power... but I am desperate to do it all over again with the knowledge I have now. Please? I won't let anyone know I'm from the future.
Please... please... please... :( -
2016-09-04 at 4:36 AM UTCwell now that you told us.. instead of praying to god, we can travel back in time and point and laugh at you. you big derpadew!
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2016-09-04 at 4:43 AM UTCI've prayed the same thing too. And God or whatever beings could erase all key memories like future winning lottery numbers, and make it so that you wake on that date thinking it was a very long and vivid dream so your not in shock about whats happened but still be greatfull to be back and not make the same mistakes.
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2016-09-04 at 4:49 AM UTC
I've prayed the same thing too. And God or whatever beings could erase all key memories like future winning lottery numbers, and make it so that you wake on that date thinking it was a very long and vivid dream so your not in shock about whats happened but still be greatfull to be back and not make the same mistakes.
Great ideas. So it's not messing with anything that could be detrimental. -
2016-09-04 at 5:03 AM UTC
I've prayed the same thing too. And God or whatever beings could erase all key memories like future winning lottery numbers, and make it so that you wake on that date thinking it was a very long and vivid dream so your not in shock about whats happened but still be greatfull to be back and not make the same mistakes.
Yeah, but what if this has already happened and every time you did something, maybe unconsciously, prompted by a dream it was because you sent yourself back in time in such a way and right now you're living more or less the best possible life you could. -
2016-09-04 at 5:07 AM UTC
Yeah, but what if this has already happened and every time you did something, maybe unconsciously, prompted by a dream it was because you sent yourself back in time in such a way and right now you're living more or less the best possible life you could.
There is no way I sent myself back in time to not stand up to bullies, not do any of my homework or assignments, humiliate myself in front of girls, get expelled, and spend the next 8 years crying in my room all day until I discover drugs and destroy my brain. -
2016-09-04 at 5:31 AM UTC^how about you just do you now boo. You don't have to go back in time to work on yourself bby
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2016-09-04 at 5:55 AM UTCGod won't time travel you.. "do it yourself bitch". But he can provide you with the confidence and empowerment to invent time travel and do it yourself. Just like he did with me and my drug cooking dreams, I trusted in God and he gave me the world on a plate. Darknet drugs all day, smoking meth by moonlight. It's only when I started embracing demons is when my life went topsy turvy.. but I would have never met any of you guys if I kept working like I did. Ahh the paths we choose, really makes you think. How different things could have been/not could have been because of one small action years and years ago that seemed so insignifigant at the time end up changing history forever. As long as you trust God through all of it you will come out scarred but stronger. God can give you the power to do anything but only if you truly accept him as the creator of all.
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2016-09-04 at 7:03 AM UTC
There is no way I sent myself back in time to not stand up to bullies, not do any of my homework or assignments, humiliate myself in front of girls, get expelled, and spend the next 8 years crying in my room all day until I discover drugs and destroy my brain.
I don't know mang. What if you:
stood up to bullies -> they kill or permanently maim you
did your homework -> hate yourself for playing into a system you loath and end up more depressed, potentially killing yourself
didn't embarrass yourself -> IDK about that one actually, maybe it built character or some shit
didn't get expelled -> see "did your homework"
didn't cry in your room -> maybe all that crying is going to be inspiration for some great achievement in the future
didn't do drugs -> maybe in the alternative timeline you're become the new hitler or something, or like king of SJWs, whatever you think is totally unacceptable so you needed to ruin yourself to protect the world or something.
Man, that's actually kind of depressing. What if we all have super cool time traveling powers and this is the absolute best we can do with them. Literal domain over time and all you can manage is dysfunctional limping along, fantasizing about a world where time travel actually would solve your problems. Haha, more depressing than fucking up your life, such a tremendous fuckup are you that the path of least fuck-ups still sucks dick. -
2016-09-04 at 7:19 AM UTC
Man, that's actually kind of depressing. What if we all have super cool time traveling powers and this is the absolute best we can do with them. Literal domain over time and all you can manage is dysfunctional limping along, fantasizing about a world where time travel actually would solve your problems. Haha, more depressing than fucking up your life, such a tremendous fuckup are you that the path of least fuck-ups still sucks dick.
There are unlimited realities with infinite possibilies so its possible to change anything at any point of time but the outcome would also affect someone elses life which would trigger a cascade of events beyond your control that would alter the world drastically. Maybe the person that bullied you needed an outlet and because you stood up to him and whooped his ass he never got over it and became a deranged psychopath and murdered people while you went on to live a happy life. Then he would think "damn if I had a time machine I would go back and fuck that kid up" and then he travels to an alternate dimension and it becomes an infinite repetition. Time travel doesn't really solve anything, you just move between worlds and alter them.
Like the classic killing hitler scenario. No hitler would mean no Israel which means a stronger Iran and possibly an earlier WW3 and no Iraq invasion, Al Queda, ISIS and Sadam is still alive. -
2016-09-04 at 7:57 AM UTCZen Masters are fond of answering disciples asking for wisdom by a question called a koan. Koans are believed to be nonsense intended to confuse one's mind until a critical tension precipitates a mystical insight. Koans are not nonsense; they are a special kind of question to which you already know the answer, but you don't want to know you know because such knowledge is self-knowledge; the most heinous crime of this civilization is to be caught in possession of self-knowledge. Self-knowledge, you see, is the special kind of knowledge that releases a person from the karmic wheel of life and the rule of Satan, however you conceive your devil. As soon as you answer the koan, you are expelled from Plato's cave, and the game of darkness is over. The Laughing Buddha in the heart of your personal Lotus Blossum isn't ready to cash your chips because of Enlightenment until damn good and ready. The mental crisis of the koan is resolved by formulating a plausible answer that satisfies the curiosity without actually taking the terminal gaze into the brilliant Face of God.
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2016-09-04 at 9:49 AM UTCMy child, you should just do better with the knowledge you have now.
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2016-09-04 at 11:35 AM UTCWhy the fuck would anyone want to go through that bullshit again
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2016-09-04 at 12:36 PM UTC
My child, you should just do better with the knowledge you have now.
Hey God, why did you put the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden if you knew Satan would tempt Eve to eat the fruit of it. That seems like a pretty shitty thing to do. -
2016-09-04 at 8:51 PM UTC
My child, you should just do better with the knowledge you have now.
Can I borrow some bitcoins to get a gram of meth?. When I'm a trillionaire I will spread the gospel of your holy blessings to the dark corners of the earth
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