sit down please

1. 2018-09-25 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   while i tell a story
2. 2018-09-25 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #2
   

   GiGA KROZ Houston
   If it aint about getting fresh pussy last night I AIN'T INTERESTED, MOVE ALONG!
3. 2018-09-25 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #3
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Story Time!
4. 2018-09-25 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #4
   playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
   a story about a man named jed
   a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
   and then one day he was shootin at some food,
   and up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
   
   oil that is, black gold, texas tea.
5. 2018-09-25 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #5
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   My Dirty Girl-
   
   How about you fixing up a pot of vittles.
   
   I'll bring the moonshine.