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  1. #1
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    It's 8:51am
    I've been drinking since 12am
    I told myself I would quit 7years ago
    Alcoholism, ho!
    TBH if it didn't make u sikku I would drink nonstop from wake to rest.
    Let's celebrate alcohol ITT
  2. #2
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    I love how it makes everything more stimulatingthe other night I was riding my bike around town after drinking a couple 16oz pbrs
    I had to stop bysrkf on the bridge overlooking the river and admire the reflection of the city lights on the water
    I said allowed to msyeof "this is fucking vibes"
    Then I rode down to my childhood apartment complex and nostalgiaed.

    I'm on a whole nother level the only person in the whole world who could possibly get me is totse2001
  3. #3
    Growing up in an apartment does not sound like fun
  4. #4
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Growing up in an apartment does not sound like fun

    Most of the world does it
  5. #5
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Time for another pbr
  6. #6
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    And btw it was awesome
    I met all my childhood friends there
    We had some good times and memories
    Thoae were my. Most formative moments
  7. #7
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    I'll never forget walking into my friends place and seeing a ps1 for the first time
    Or my other friend and his game gini, or the time I convinced the guy at the pool room that there were some guys coming into the club house with some guns and he wipped out his revolver and went all solid snake on us
    Or the times I stayed up to 3am.at 7 years old watching informercials on my little 19 inch crt tv
    Goddamm the 90s and early 00s were the absolute best
  8. #8
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Fuc7uuuuuuk
    Turns out I'm out of beer
    Okay fuck you all and fuck this I'm off to bed
  9. #9
    I drank too much and blacked out on Friday.

    I made two new accounts, 50yboy III and 5oyboy IV, 50yboy III is readable, and I remember doing the avi for it in photoshop, but 5oyboy IV doesn't make any sense at all. Really scary.

    I need not to drink to excess any more.
  10. #10
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    NVM I found another one in the trunk ^_^
  11. #11
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    im gonna get shitfaced today theres nothing better to do
  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You're not an alcoholic you're just a faggot who drinks. When I run out of liquor I steal it and cannot sleep. I try to limit my drinking to once a week because my precarious situation would cause immeasurable damage to me.

    Tl Dr you're a faggot as usual
  13. #13
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You're not an alcoholic you're just a faggot who drinks. When I run out of liquor I steal it and cannot sleep. I try to limit my drinking to once a week because my precarious situation would cause immeasurable damage to me.

    Tl Dr you're a faggot as usual

    Stop bragging you're not an alcoholic you're just a loser who drinks to mask your issues you don't actually have a physical or psychological addiction to alcohol
  14. #14
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I try to limit my drinking to once a week

    I drink everyday
    Six plus beers

    It's like I'm being constantly t-bagged by kids from newgrounds here
    You are all a bunch of posers
  15. #15
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hahaha, SIX PLUS BEERS...

    That's a breakfast in Germany. You can't even get addicted to beer. It's just beer.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine It's like I'm being constantly t-bagged by kids from newgrounds here
    You are all a bunch of posers

    Just out of curiosity, how many times have you been teabagged in your life?
  17. #17
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's how his hobo friends wake him up.
  18. #18
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    He then pretends to be still asleep so it goes on for longer.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #19
    I’d probably do the same thing.
  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Devils nectar
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