Seven e-mail addresses walk into a bar

1. 2018-09-23 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Bartender says, "where's your dads?"
2. 2018-09-23 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   doesn't have one, stop asking.
3. 2018-09-23 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Me either. *cry cry cry*