2015-09-11 at 6:49 AM UTC
Out of nowhere I'll start thinking about roaches giving birth or swarms of maggots and flies eating a roach carcass, like holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt these things pop into my mind when I'm eating eggs. And sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror I imagine my nipples getting peeled off with a knife. That's just life though.
If you want to make your dad really sad be lıke 'hey dad can you help me with my math HW what's length by width'
'area'
'NO DAD. YOU MOLESTED ME.'
Watch the most profound look of shame spread across his face.
2015-09-11 at 3:46 PM UTC
Nowadays for me it's mostly the sound of Glass breaking from when I mixed bundy, maoi and latuda and got serotonin syndrome and worst akathsia from latuda snd went for a walk in 95 degree weather which felt like pergatory
2015-09-11 at 3:59 PM UTC
Another thing I do sometimes
'Mom, can I get a cigarette'
'No canim, smoking is bad'
'Mom, let me get a cigarette'
'I don't have any money'
[SIZE=18px]'Mom, let me get a cigarette!!'[/SIZE]
'I don't have any money, I just told you this'
[SIZE=48px]'Mom, let me get a cigarette!!!!!'
[SIZE=12px]'No'
[SIZE=72px]'Mom, LET ME GET A FUCKING CIGARETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'[/SIZE]
Then I flip some tables over n shit, I usually have 50 cents in my hand by then after my mom searches her room for dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can hear my neighbors being all like 'how low can you even go?',I'm never ever going to get a job because I can just throw tantrums every time I want something I don't have.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
2015-09-12 at 12:32 AM UTC
You the one who beat the shit out of his mom when she drank his frappucino?
2015-09-14 at 4:46 PM UTC
I sometimes honestly wonder what happened to you when you were a kid sploo, with you being like this. That is, if it isn't all a troll, which i actually kinda' doubt, because even if it was, there's bound to be an element of truth within.
2015-09-14 at 7:12 PM UTC
I touched on this in another thread, sophist, noting how sploo's relatively normal upbringing contrasted with my childhood of squalor, neglect, and violence.
2015-09-14 at 8:35 PM UTC
it's weird how I wash my hands frequently but still have this layer of film where my palms rest on my laptop know what I mean?
2015-09-15 at 4:13 PM UTC
fuck, which one of sploo's 10,000 shitposting threads could it be in?
2015-09-16 at 2:41 AM UTC
You think that's bad? I have one where I imagine someone putting one half of a scissor in a girl's anus and the other one in her vagina and that he clips it open. AAHHH FUCK WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!
2015-09-16 at 5:18 PM UTC
Look at dark rodent thanking his post with his other account
