Using drugs at work thread

1. 2018-09-22 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #1
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   It was only some edibles but my performance is good but I swear I was going to pass out earlier. My hands feel asleep and I felt fucked.
   
   I only have an hour to go in this god forsaken slave camp.
2. 2018-09-22 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #2
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I thought you were a badass who made $700 a day without a job and went to breweries when you only made $473.
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3. 2018-09-22 at 2:04 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Last time I used drugs at work was like, 12 years ago when I worked for Domino's Pizza. I had JUST shot up some heroin in the bathroom and the owner was trying to explain this new labeling machine to us all and next thing I know, he's shouting at me and shaking me because apparently I nodded out standing up during his demonstration. Hah. I was fired shortly after that.
   
   :)
4. 2018-09-22 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I used to shoot heroin in the bathroom at work.
   
   Trust me mang, you're good to go.
5. 2018-09-22 at 5:10 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grimace Last time I used drugs at work was like, 12 years ago when I worked for Domino's Pizza. I had JUST shot up some heroin in the bathroom and the owner was trying to explain this new labeling machine to us all and next thing I know, he's shouting at me and shaking me because apparently I nodded out standing up during his demonstration. Hah. I was fired shortly after that.
   
   :)

   
   You put that neck bomb on one of the other delivery drivers and forced him to rob a bank for your heroin fix'ns?
6. 2018-09-22 at 5:11 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by gadzooks I used to shoot heroin in the bathroom at work.
   
   Trust me mang, you're good to go.

   
   You're a silly poser. You're the type of girly-man who uses a pencil eraser to look as if you cut yourself like an emo-girl in highschool
7. 2018-09-22 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #7
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Who is totse3?
8. 2018-09-22 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Who isn't totse3
9. 2018-09-22 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #9
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   I hate doing drugs at work
   
   It always seems like so much fun, but then I'm all paranoid and shit
   
   Then I go and get a bunch of shit done and they expect me to be able to do that everyday
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10. 2018-09-22 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #10
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Shouldn't share anything with this forum lol
11. 2018-09-23 at 12:57 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Getting high at work is weird.
    
    I got drunk a few times in my late teens working at Safeway and pushing carts and bagging peoples shit and trying not to fall over.
    
    
    getting high in general is stupid. Drugs are retarded. but if you're going to smoke weed and drink, do it while watching Netflix or some shit. what a wasted high going to work.
12. 2018-09-23 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Rivotril Houston
    I work from home but never high.
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13. 2018-09-23 at 5:38 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com You're a silly poser. You're the type of girly-man who uses a pencil eraser to look as if you cut yourself like an emo-girl in highschool

    
    You got me pegged. Except replace "silly poser" with "awesome dude", "girly-man" with "burly man", and "uses a pencil eraser to look as if you cut yourself like an emo-girl" to "got laid like crazy".
14. 2018-09-23 at 5:41 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Rivotril I work from home but never high.

    
    Same here. Well, most of the day I'm sober. I might have a few drinks towards towards the end of my 'shift.'
    
    Gotta represent the telecommuting option, though. Beats traffic/commuting, office politics, and all that other bullshit by a mile.
15. 2018-09-23 at 5:48 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gadzooks You got me pegged. Except replace "silly poser" with "awesome dude", "girly-man" with "burly man", and "uses a pencil eraser to look as if you cut yourself like an emo-girl" to "got laid like crazy".

    
    No!
    
    I don't want to.
16. 2018-09-23 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #16
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com No!
    
    I don't want to.

    
    You will, and you will enjoy it.
    
    
17. 2018-09-23 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #17
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gadzooks You will, and you will enjoy it.
    
    

    
    OK
    
    Changes to "GOT LAID LIKE CRAZY BY INFINITYSHOCK'S BIG GIMP DILDO"
    
    
18. 2018-09-23 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #18
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I thought you were a badass who made $700 a day without a job and went to breweries when you only made $473.

    
    I only do that on my weekends. Of course I have a job.
19. 2018-09-23 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #19
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Shouldn't share anything with this forum lol

    
    You like doing meth on Fridays and you're super productive but otherwise you smoke indica and are obviously high and maybe some day you'll get fired because of it. You can't hide, son.