Oldest known animal identified (no not cupocheer)

1. 2018-09-21 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   "The oldest known animal in the geological record has been identified, in a discovery that scientists are calling "the Holy Grail of palaeontology."
   Fat molecules discovered on the fossil of a mysterious creature called Dickinsonia have confirmed that that it lived 558 million years ago, making it the earliest known member of the animal kingdom."
   
   Dickinsonia....even back then Sonia was a whore.
2. 2018-09-21 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   3/10 for the joke and two of those pts are pity pts.
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-09-21 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   Soyboy III - Escape From the Planet of the Soyboys Yung Blood
   Whatever. Past 35 you're pretty much irrelevant. Don't come along after 558 MILLION years and try to act relevant. You're toast a long time ago. No one's buying that ass, lovey.
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
4. 2018-09-21 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III - Escape From the Planet of the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs Past 35 you're pretty much irrelevant.

   
   Unless it's earning potential of course...lololol
5. 2018-09-21 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
   I could be wrong but I thought plants were older.
6. 2018-09-21 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by playingindirt I could be wrong but I thought plants were older.

   
   Plants are not animals Annie...
7. 2018-09-21 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol! Wtf
8. 2018-09-21 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Plants are not animals Annie…

   
   true.
   and stop calling me annie. It's ann. :P
   you little silly rabbit! lolz
9. 2018-09-21 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by playingindirt true.
   and stop calling me annie. It's ann. :P
   you little silly rabbit! lolz

   
   Ok Sonia.
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   • vindicktive vinny
10. 2018-09-21 at 6:08 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "The oldest known animal in the geological record has been identified, in a discovery that scientists are calling "the Holy Grail of palaeontology."
    Fat molecules discovered on the fossil of a mysterious creature called Dickinsonia have confirmed that that it lived 558 million years ago, making it the earliest known member of the animal kingdom."
    
    Dickinsonia….even back then Sonia was a whore.

    
    have you looked at it ?
    
    how was that even animal ? where ware its asshole ?
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-09-21 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fucking Benny lol
12. 2018-09-22 at 12:10 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    …"Oldest known animal identified (no not cupocheer)"…
    
    
    Now that kind of bruises my feelings.
    
    It was because of the cracker, wasn't it?
13. 2018-09-22 at 12:59 AM UTC

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    LMAO
    I bet those 'ol fossils you been keeping in your pocket, huh, Jiggy?