what liquor should i get

1. 2018-09-20 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   its 6:42am, I need to decide fast
2. 2018-09-20 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #2
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   
   
   This way you can have a chemically burned esophagus and make stupid decisions twice as fast, just like me
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   • aldra
3. 2018-09-20 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stare rape
   
   This way you can have a chemically burned esophagus and make stupid decisions twice as fast, just like me

   
   where am i supposed to find this quickly at 7am
4. 2018-09-20 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #4
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian where am i supposed to find this quickly at 7am

   
   Oh yeah, sorry about that. It's 10 am here
   
   If you want to drive to SC you can have some of mine
5. 2018-09-20 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanna get a 90s cognac, but that can only happen in 2 hrs. All the shwarma places are closed till 4 hours also. Why does everything open so late?
6. 2018-09-20 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #6
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian I wanna get a 90s cognac, but that can only happen in 2 hrs. All the shwarma places are closed till 4 hours also. Why does everything open so late?

   
   Agreed. I work night shift so if I want liquor I have to wait until 9 am, and by the time I'm satisfactorily drunk I have to be at work in four hours
7. 2018-09-20 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   Sancho Tuskegee Airman
   
   
   
8. 2018-09-20 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stare rape Oh yeah, sorry about that. It's 10 am here
   
   If you want to drive to SC you can have some of mine

   
   What part of SC?
9. 2018-09-20 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by stare rape
   
   This way you can have a chemically burned esophagus and make stupid decisions twice as fast, just like me

   
   
   
   
   dissolving xanax into shots of it probably contributed to me not being able to drink hard anymore
10. 2018-09-20 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Makers fucking Mark faggot
11. 2018-09-20 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    Aw man. I remember trying to look for this but just about every online store was out of stock. All I can find now are 50ml bottles and that's no fun. I ended up settling for an Austrian high-proof rum called Stroh 80 (80%).
    There's also an Irish drink called poteen/poitin that you can get up to 90%